How random can you be?

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maydmarion
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Post#1851 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:49 pm

I have no idea but I suppose a man would say women invented numbers coz they always put 2 + 2 together and get 5 (so my hubby says!!!)

Why is it when I go to bed early and get enough sleep I feel more tired the next morning! :mad2:

Rivendellelf1977
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Post#1852 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:02 pm

Because you want to sleep more and more...greedy person. (Just Jokin)

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

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Post#1853 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:25 pm

Because when you cut off the crust from the square bread, it will now match the round lunchmeat and you get to save all the crusts for bread pudding. :happyelf:

If some birds fish, do some fish bird?
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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1854 » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:05 am

nope. Except dead birds maybe.

Why does it always rain on me?
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maydmarion
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Post#1855 » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:26 pm

I don't know but if I could I'd send some sunshine and a rainbow over to you. You seem very low at the moment..... :(

Why is it my feet are always freezing but the rest of me is really hot

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Post#1856 » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:02 pm

Have you checked your birth certificate lately? Actually, it is because your feet are the farthest from your internal power plant and your pump moves the heat exchanging juices through your piping system.

Why not do it today?


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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1857 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:17 am

Because its better to do it tomorrow.

Where does the Sun hide every night?
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ranelera
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Post#1858 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:19 am

Because it is scared of the stars.


How is it that you can say something to someone and the get completely irritated, and the someone else turn around and ask them the same thing and they are fine? all hugs and puppies?

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1859 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:57 am

Because of this -> I'm sorry, but this thread doesn't belong under the Tolkien Section and has been moved to What times is it ? under the Prancing Pony. - Grondy

Why are Ferris wheels so much fun?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1860 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:30 am

Maybe its because they don't like you.

What if dinosaurs had never become extinct?
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