How random can you be?

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Vee
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Post#201 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:18 am

Because we are here!

Why is there so much dust under the bed?

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tommie
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Post#202 » Sat May 01, 2004 8:57 am

Because it is afraid to go inside the bed, where you would immediately clean it off. It knows that as long as it stays under the bed, it's quite safe. :P:

Why do we always cling to the impossible? Hope what we shouldn't hope for?

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Stonehelm
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Post#203 » Sat May 01, 2004 9:57 am

Because they as sure a heck are better than reality!

Why do you sneeze?
I will never raise the white flag.

loni
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Post#204 » Sat May 01, 2004 8:39 pm

Because I told you to.

Why does my mum insult my shweet, shweet, shpeckledy wabbit? Hish name ish Shpeckles

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tommie
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Post#205 » Sun May 02, 2004 3:34 am

Becaushe she doeshn't like wabbits, preshioush?

How can people live without reading books?

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Stonehelm
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Post#206 » Mon May 03, 2004 9:04 am

Because they are Nazgul.

Where are all the stars that go nova?
I will never raise the white flag.

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Nilgaerien
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Post#207 » Mon May 03, 2004 9:08 am

In the book I just wrote. :D


How can I read when listening to a CD but I can't when listening to live music?

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Nilgaerien
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Post#208 » Tue May 04, 2004 9:26 pm

Simple - the thought of you in either place frightened him terribly. Would you send you to either place when your insanity could cause World War lll to be started there? :D


How full can you fill a water balloon?

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Arwen_RingBearer
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Post#209 » Wed May 05, 2004 6:00 am

Until it pops?

Ho much can you guys love me, the person who started this awesome thread?be nice ;)

Namarie,
Arwen
Estel,
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo,
Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au',
Amin mela lle.
Arenel Arwen

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tommie
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Post#210 » Wed May 05, 2004 8:04 am

Never enough. There, wasn't that nice? :P:

Where do used biro's go when they die? :P:

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