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Post#2051 » Mon May 29, 2006 6:09 pm

Because bark only comes from trees and dogs.

Tell me, where is the nearest Pub?
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Post#2052 » Tue May 30, 2006 10:19 am

Just to the left of the main University gate.

What if the Moon shone of its own accord?
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Post#2053 » Tue May 30, 2006 9:12 pm

Then those astro-nuts who visited it last century would have gotten their booties singed.

Tell me again why I can't go out tonight?
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Post#2054 » Wed May 31, 2006 3:58 am

Because the aliens are planning a fly-over tonight during which they will spurt out some chemical that will make your skin and organs translucent so that they can do non invasive studies on how humans work; what they don't know, is that with translucent skin our internal organs are susceptible to sunburn.

Why is there always a power cut just after you set the clock on your VCR?

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Post#2055 » Wed May 31, 2006 7:15 pm

Well little one: :read: Once upon a time, a long time ago when the world was young and McDonalds, Starbucks, and Walmart had not yet become figments in the eyes of their founders, there was this gentleman named Fransis F. Murphy, who by a fluke of fate was elected to the legislature. There he wrote and sponsored many a bill; however there is only one for which he is now remembered. For this one he gathered a great coallition of like-minded legislators to back it; and low and behold it was passed and one day the executive signed it into law; and to this day it is known as Murphy's Law. :read: And that little one, is why the power is always cut right after you set the clock on your VCR.

Why do clocks always run faster when you are running behind?
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Post#2056 » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:22 pm

So that you can't catch up with the times.

Was music invented or discovered?
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Post#2057 » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:54 pm

Discovered, by a little old lady who used to live near the present site of Stokely on the Lawn ever so long ago.

Did you know the first Rock Band was founded in 1842 by Joseph Richardson, a mason from Keswick, England?
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Post#2058 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:02 am

No, I didn't.

Why is split personality a disease?
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Post#2059 » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:16 pm

Just like when we try to serve two masters we get in trouble; so to when one being with multiple personalities trys to do something, they each pull in a different direction causing the being to go off its nut. Same way you can crash a robot's program by giving it conflicting instructions.

How close to the top of a tree can one climb?
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Post#2060 » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:53 pm

Well, I've climbed all the way to the top of a cherry tree, higher than the roof my friend's house.
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