How random can you be?

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Sian
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Post#2351 » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:18 am

for breakfast? Yes.

Why did my dog eat my sock?

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Post#2352 » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:08 pm

Your dog llikes the smell of Limburger cheese?

How in heaven's name can cows fly?
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Post#2353 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:28 am

Well....you see....cows have 2 tummy's so can you imagine if the cow gets a bit bunged up and does not let off....er....some gas the cow will then float...... :funnylaugh:

Why does your nose run when you eat a curry?

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Post#2354 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:49 pm

Probably for the same reason it runs when I eat Chinese mustard; it clears out the sinuses.

How many times can you spin around on your feet prior to falling down?
(You don't have to actually ascertain this by experiment, for I wouldn't want anyone to injure themselves, anyone else, or their surroundings towards obtaining data; just make an estimate.)
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Post#2355 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:44 pm

Personally, many hundreds of revolutions if I'm in my wheelchair; less than 5 degrees on my feet as my legs won't bear my weight.

How much will my daughter eat of her dinner after she has been snacking all afternoon?
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Sian
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Post#2356 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:58 pm

Probably as much as I will after also snacking all afternoon :)

Why are husband and son so addicted to WoW?

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gud daedheloth
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Post#2357 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:28 pm

because that game steals your soul, seriously, its probably a myth but I heard that a kid in Japan played it for four days without eating/drinking and died

what makes some people (myself included) have curly hair?

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Post#2358 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:19 pm

Carrots?

Why can't water walk uphill without a strong wind behind its back?
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Post#2359 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:50 pm

it probably can, but its very shy and doesn't like to do it in front of people

where do lost helium balloons go?

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Post#2360 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:53 pm

They are gathered by the Great Dirigible of the Sky, refurbished, and sold to presidential nomination conventions as well as department store openings.

[b}But why can't I? All the other kids get to.
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