How random can you be?

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Thorin Oakenshield
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Post#2401 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:38 pm

A lot....i guess. :hahaha:

Did Johnny Apple Seed really ever plant a single apple tree?
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Post#2402 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:10 pm

No, but going by the name of John Chapman he planted quite a few.

[u]John[/u] Cleese and Graham [u]Chapman[/u] are best known for what?
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Post#2403 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:14 am

Oh, I don't know... wait! Yes I do! They were original members of either Monty Python or Run D.M.C. I can never tell those apart.

This was quite some posts ago but

*Foop was the sound of the Earth imploding after it was hit by a Vogon deep penetrating anti-magma projectile. This was when it was successfully destroyed in one of our many parallel universes.


Isn't that a bit of spoiler? (I'm NOT going to say what it is a spoiler for because everyone should already know. I have set my social standards now, and, if you cannot meet them, be gone with you!)

If two pairs of socks entered into an intimate relationship, then would the four individual socks technically be a "couple?"

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Post#2404 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:15 pm

No, I think they would form a quadrille, or a square dance, unless of course their intimate relationship was with a sled-dog. Then they would be called booties..

Is it easier to blow a bubble in the shape of a cube or a pyramid?
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Post#2405 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:56 pm

A pyramid, because it is very difficult to form a square with your mouth.

Is that cucumber that I taste in the salad?

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Post#2406 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:48 pm

"That was no cucumber," said Peter the Pumpkin Eater, "that was my wife; what's yours?"
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Post#2407 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:07 am

She's a strawberry.

Why would anyone ever make a phone call with an apple?
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Post#2408 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:46 pm

Because I can't hear anything with a banana in my ear.

If one train leaves the station at 7 am and travels north at 60 miles an hour; and a second train leaves the same station at 9 am also traveling north, how long will it take for Chelsea to again beat Man U.
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Post#2409 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:29 am

It will take about as much as the rich-russian-tycoon can invest, yet this will not be enough. :dunce:

Where did the Egyptian boy say when his father was buried?
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Post#2410 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:34 pm

In the mud? Under a pile of credit card debt?

Who was that lady I didn't see you with last night?
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