How random can you be?

magician skip
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Post#501 » Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:33 pm

Macaroni and Cheese. Very good.

Did I just make Loni mad? Does she hate me?

loni
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Post#502 » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:44 pm

Well, it's ironic that I turned up at this point in time. And SHE didn't, it's a HE. I have a rabbit called Speckles, and when i coo over him it sounds like Shpecklesh. And I'm always blaming things on him. And sometimes I don't even need a reason. Sometimes when it's too quiet, I just say: "Shpecklesh did it." and everyone goes: "Oh no, not again!" or if they're new acquaintances and haven't heard it before, they're like: "What? Who? Did WHAT?" And you're right, he did do it. But you don't make me mad. Cause it's hard to tell whether he's a boy or a girl, seeing as you can't SEE him........

Why are the ducks quacking outside?

i aran
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Post#503 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:21 am

The ducks are obviously quaking because you are throwing pillows at them...

Why won't pandas eat frozen grapes or melted pistachio nuts?

magician skip
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Post#504 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:22 pm

Yes, I'm afraid he did.

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(edited on 9/26/04 by Magician Skip)

magician skip
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Post#505 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:24 pm

Even I wouldn't eat that, and the panda is bound to be a lot smarter than me...

Why do we breathe through our noses and not through our ears?

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grondmaster
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Post#506 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:59 pm

Because we'd die of asphyxiation when our Eustachian tubes plug up during a head cold?

Can you balance yourself, standing on only one hand?
'Share and enjoy'

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Peredhil
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Post#507 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:08 pm

Of course I can. I don't tend to do it though, as it only leaves 35 hands free to do other things.

How many wings does a giraffe have?
A mind full of fire and a fistful of steel.

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#508 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:08 am

None. Giraffes fly using jetpacks.

Why are "rock" songs called so?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Stonehelm
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Post#509 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:31 am

Because "Feather" just wouldn't work.


Why is it that there is no rain outside?
I will never raise the white flag.

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Peredhil
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Post#510 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:02 pm

Because outside the in there is nothing but nothing and the fact that rain can be observed from inside the out is irrelevant, because rain cannot exist outside the in. I hope that's clear.

What's the time?
A mind full of fire and a fistful of steel.

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