How random can you be?

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Stonehelm
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Post#751 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:24 am

Because they are to busy barking.

Is it a good idea to brush your teeth with a stick of charcoal?

I will never raise the white flag.

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laurelindhe ilmarin
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Post#752 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:15 am

You mean it's not? :(

What do you want for the Holidays?

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#753 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:24 am

Sheer joy and enjoyment!

When lightning strikes you, do you get roasted or fried?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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eruwen
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Post#754 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:40 am

Neither...you get energized! Haven't you seen Frankenstein?

Why do we still use gasoline in our cars?

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Stonehelm
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Post#755 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:09 am

Because creamed corn doesn't work as well.

Why did you eat the Christmas tree?

I will never raise the white flag.

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grondmaster
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Post#756 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:02 pm

Because that red and green frosting sprinkled with the sugar crystals all applied on a tree shaped butter cookie (biscuit) looked absolutely delish. :xmastree2:

What is Santa, St. Nick, Kris Kringle, etc., :standingupsanta: going to put in your stocking, besides the occasional stick and lump of coal? (And I don't even have a fireplace in which to use them.)
'Share and enjoy'

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#757 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:42 pm

I guess a note begging me to wash it more frequently. I wonder if he'll even dare himself to come anywhere near it!

What if Sauron resurrects in the present day world?
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terrijayne
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Post#758 » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:47 am

Sometimes I think he honestly has, Lord_Aragorn. Just look at world events...too sad.

Why are people less courteous to each other nowdays?

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laurelindhe ilmarin
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Post#759 » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:58 am

I have the belief that people have given up:
1.Hope.
2.Faith, especially in their fellow human beings.
3.Courage.
4.Decency.
5.Trust.
What happens when society becomes so hardened and apathetic is simple; everyone just stops caring. That translates into:
1.Loss of manners, common courtesies, etc.
2.Loss of sense of morality and ethics.
3.Loss of emotion and sensitivity.
4.Loss of civilization altogether(well, it could happen if the world isn't careful...if we don't care, then we'd all bomb each other to smithereens). I am not going to get overly political, but us Americans are the worst offenders sometimes.

I am sure that I have oversimplified quite a bit, but overall, I say that it is insensitivity that is doing it, Terrijayne.

Was that a long enough answer?

Why do I think I know even slightly what I'm talking about?

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grondmaster
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Post#760 » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:29 pm

Silly, because as anyone can see, you still care. :happyelf: And that is why those of us who also do, feel so much worse, the hurt of this insensitivity.

Three men and two dogs climbed up a hill; only the two dogs came back down. What were the dogs doing up there any way?
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