Wow! Finally a mystery puzzle comes my way to be worked upon by my great brain. But then since it was not possible for me to travel to the site of the crime (if you can call it so), I had to use my special psychic powers to transport myself mentally to the place. On searching through the area for clues that would help me solve the problem,I came across a hairball lying suspiciously on the floor near to the place where the shoe had been last reported to be seen (don't worry, I have my ways) and thus immediately reaching to the concluson that it was better for me to study for the test that I have tomorrow than to work towards solving the mystery.
What if our blood was of the colour green?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.