World's Worst

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grondmaster
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Post#201 » Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:49 pm

Dr. Jeckle or was that Mr. Hyde

Worlds worst NASCAR driver
'Share and enjoy'

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Stonehelm
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Post#202 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:59 am

"Yahooo! Boy, ninety miles per hour sure is fast!...............But where is everybody? Am I at the wrong track?"

World's Worst sword swallower.

I will never raise the white flag.

ulmo lord of waters
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Post#203 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:02 am

"Ah! I didn't know they were that sharp!"

World's Worst Inventor

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Andrea
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Post#204 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:48 pm

"By George I've got it! A solar-powered flashlight!"
(they really do sell these)

The World's Worst Make-up Artist
Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream preceeds that goal.

ulmo lord of waters
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Post#205 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:01 pm

"The clown look is in."

The World's Worst English Teacher?

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eruwen
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Post#206 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:10 pm

Shakespeare who?

World's worst fencer.

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Stonehelm
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Post#207 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:25 am

The one who pronounces "epee" as it appears to sound. (It's eh'pay folks)

World's Worst marksman.

I will never raise the white flag.

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grondmaster
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Post#208 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:23 pm

I shot an arrow in the air; it must have landed, I know not where.

Worlds Worst Tailor
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Post#209 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:55 pm

Hmm.. you look to be about this size... that looks about this long... and, oh my goodness, I don't even want to guess how big that is! *person tries on clothing*
Why don't it fit! *Because you didnt' measure, dork!*

World's Worst...eh...sad person?



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eruwen
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Post#210 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:07 pm

I crashed my 400,000 dollar Ferrari...I'm so sad, boo hoo, now I have to go and buy another one. What a hassle!

World's Worst Marathoner

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