World's Worst

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Stonehelm
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Post#251 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:59 am

"Well, I got me a hammer and some nails. What else do I need? Plans? Heck no! I'm gonna build this house all by myself!"

World's Worst eye doctor.

I will never raise the white flag.

connovar
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Post#252 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:54 pm

"Your eyes are really bad. Let me take them off your head."

World's Worst Priest

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laurelindhe ilmarin
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Post#253 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:48 pm

"Don't worry, you're going to Hell anyway, just go do whatever you want, especially the illegal stuff. Whaddya mean the Ten Commandments? More like the Ten Rules That Should Be Broken! Go! Sin some more, my child! You're not blessed!"

World's Worst Conversationalist.

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grondmaster
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Post#254 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:58 pm

"Hi!"
"Yes."
"No."
"Sometimes."
"Nope."
"Sure."
"Maybe."
"Gotta run, bye."

World's Worst Secret Agent
'Share and enjoy'

connovar
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Post#255 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:00 pm

"Hey everybody! I'm the secret agent who's supposed to kill you guys. Say why are pointing that gun at me like that? Are you going to shoot -"

World's Worst bounty hunter

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Stonehelm
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Post#256 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:33 am

The world's worst bounty hunter is lying dead across the horse of the outlaw he was trying to capture.

World's Worst recording artist.

I will never raise the white flag.

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eruwen
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Post#257 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:43 am

"I sure hope my new polka song, Mary Had a Little Lamb, makes it big!"

World's Worst Taxi Driver.

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laurelindhe ilmarin
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Post#258 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:44 am

Ever see Robert DeNiro's version of the cabby?

World's Worst Dental Hygenist

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#259 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:06 am

"Okay now we are going to take ot the bad tooth and the other teeth in its proximity so that the infection doesn't spread!"

World's worst teacher!
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Andrea
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Post#260 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:21 pm

"2+1= chair..." oh my god they're actually writing this down!

World's Worst Smelly Person
Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream preceeds that goal.

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