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Post#51 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:45 pm

HEADLINES: Skydiver nearly kills himself!
Skydiver(xtremely thick) interview:
Question: why did u open the parachute so late ?
answer : the parachute handbook says 'Count till hundred before releasing the parachute' :orchuh:

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Renewed shall be the blade that was broken;
The crownless again shall be King.

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Post#52 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:44 pm

Tolkien wasn't very true to the films, was he?

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Post#53 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:56 pm

"What kids?"

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I will never raise the white flag.

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Post#54 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:03 pm

life is precious and we should forgive people for their wrongs no matter how serious..............hey whats this loop for?............................gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Post#55 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:41 pm

(from under a car)
OK, you can remove the jacks now..

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Post#56 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:50 pm

"Up,up and-oh,forget it.I'm just sick of doing things for everyone else.Save yourselves!Do your own dirty work!You think my whole life revolves around you helpless idiots?-starts crying-"It's time for me to start thinking about me!Where's my mansion?Where's my stock in Starbucks?Maybe I'll buy a sportscar..." world's worst librarian.

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Post#57 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:56 pm

"Don't like this one. I'll just throw it out. *does so* Hmmm, this one's good. I'll put it in a glass case so no one but me can look at it. Hmmm, good one. Another fgor the glass case. Bad one. Another for the tip. *sees hot guy* What's your phone number? Here's a pen. Where's paper? Oh, this book will do *ripping noises* Hey, where'd he go? What do you mean, I shouldn't rip book's pages out? What was wrong with her? You lilke that book? Okay, here's the page I ripped out from it. But you don't like the picture on the cover? Oh. Okay, I'll just rip all the pages out, and you can have those. *rip, rip, rip, rip, rip*

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Post#58 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:57 am

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I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Post#59 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:43 am

My ex-girlfirend... for example:

ME: "No, not that button, remember when i said stay behind my guy and shoot your zappy thingeys at the bad guys"
HER: "Oooops"
ME: "*sighs* You killed me again, i sense a pattern forming"

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Post#60 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:32 am


"Ha! That's a load of codswallop" (rips out pages from the bible) "That just did not happen" "Who wrote this?" "As if...." (continues ripping pages out) "Do they think we are stupid?"

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