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lord_aragorn86
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Post#501 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:31 pm

What do you mean I can't grow hens by buring chicks in the ground and watering it daily? Isn't that what hen-farming is all about?

World's Worst circus-trainer.
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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grondmaster
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Post#502 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:35 pm

"Now watch closely as I put my head into this lion's mouth. :catsmiley: Oh! Nooooooo" ... CRUNCH!!!

World's Worst Tea Leaf Reader
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icefangs
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Post#503 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:24 pm

Let's see, hmm... now this looks like a.....a um..... well, you're going to uh-drown in a bowl filled with tea! Yes, yes that's it!

World's Worst Dog Breeder



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Lemaly Orangeflower
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Post#504 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:01 pm

Hmmm....I wonder what would happen if I put a poodle with a pincer?

World's worst chef.

Rivendellelf1977
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Post#505 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:12 pm

"Uh..oops I just cut off my finger...Oh well, I hope the customer wont notice!"
(sad thing is this has happend in one of the restaurants I went into...Oh no!)

Worlds Worst Nun

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grondmaster
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Post#506 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:54 pm

One who moonlights as a belly dancer and mans a late night telephone call center for loney hearts.

World's Worst Backgammon Player?
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mellon
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Post#507 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:44 am

Oh, I want to start with the yellow colour or was it blue, come on give me the cards you....

Worlds worst thief

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celebriannenharma
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Post#508 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:28 am

"Excuse me madam, may I please look inside your purse for something valuable?"

Worlds Worst LOTR Critic

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grondmaster
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Post#509 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:45 pm

"Well, I know what I like and LotR ain't literature."

World's Worst Space Opera
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Lemaly Orangeflower
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Post#510 » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:03 am

"What is that thing flying at us? OH MY GOD!! IT'S A GIANT DOG-BEAST ALIEN!!! Run for your lives!!!!"

World's Worst Barber.

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