World's Worst

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rafael
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World's Worst

Post#601 » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:53 pm

One who is supporting a blind and legless swedish football-team!



Worlds Worst Comedian

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grondmaster
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Post#602 » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:12 pm

One who has trouble remembering the punch-line and when he finally does, has to go back and edit the joke's set-up in order to fit the punch-line.

World's Worst Displayer of Holiday Fireworks
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Tinúviel
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Post#603 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:47 am

"Hmmm, it rained last night while the fireworks were being set out, but I'm sure it'll be fine..." *fisssssssssssst...put put putt..* "Wow, did you see that kids - no? Ok, not good enough for you, I can fix that - why don't y'all come a little closer while I go get the gasoline..."

World's worst doggy grooming person. :wolf:

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Loss
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Post#604 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:08 am

One who is allergic to fur :elfbiggrin:

World's Worst Contract Killer???

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Ereinion
Posts: 289

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Post#605 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:37 am

RUNAWAY BRIDE! hehe....

ww judge!



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rafael
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Post#606 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:04 pm

Worlds Worse Judge must be every mom finding their brat the most loveable person on her planet!

Worlds worst buddy

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Ereinion
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Post#607 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:49 pm

friend:why shoud i help you? i wanna watch tv...

worlds worst dentist!!

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grondmaster
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Post#608 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:08 pm

"Sure, I can fix your cavity; hold still while I get my hammer and chisel."

Worlds Worst Jumprope Turner
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Lemaly Orangeflower
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Post#609 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:08 am

"so, how many knots am I suppose to tie in this rope?"

Worlds Worst hypnotist

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Tinúviel
Posts: 510

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Post#610 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:15 am

Hypnotist: Now... you are getting sleepy ... you are getting very zzzzzzzzzz

World's Worst TV Presenter

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