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Post#701 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:47 pm

We are tied for the first place. The first is Eva Cassidy's Songbird which is a disgrace for all [u]Birds[/u]. Whoever has ever ever heard a bird speaking let alone using musical instruments? The second is that things which comes to tatter every morning near your window and breaks your pleasant sleep.

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Post#702 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:48 pm

Hey guys, this broth needs a bit more seasoning, will each of you please add a tablespoon of salt and a teaspoon of ground pepper to that four-quart soup-pot over there on the stove.

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Post#703 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:39 am

The fireman who cries, "Help! Fire! Fire! Call the firemen! Help!"

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Post#704 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:29 pm

"Right here we go, a rainy day, a cozy blanket and fire, popcorn... And the remote in hand... Perfect..." *sighs*

*Presses change channel button... The button gets stuck and the channels are constantly changing...* "Hmm, strange..." *Gets up to push button in on the actual set... The button gets stuck and the channels change twice as fast... Then gets stuck on... ON!!!... Eastenders!!!*

Evening... Ruined... :elfbiggrin:

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Post#705 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:45 am

The guy who tries to copy all his opponent's moves.

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Post#706 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:06 pm

The telephone that dials random numbers no matter which ones you actually enter.

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Post#707 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:56 am

Sam Gamgee? Nah, the guy who puts the rope two feet away from the ground and asks two of his assistants to help him keep his composure.

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Post#708 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:47 pm

My high school dance band, we only had one gig and weren't requested to play any others. :orcgin:

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Post#709 » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:40 am

The guy who always forget what he had to reply to and has to go back to read the rpevious post again.

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Post#710 » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:44 pm

"Pull the stick back to fly lower and push it forward to climb higher."

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