Middle Earth Menu

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sevrinn
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Post#1 » Thu May 13, 2004 2:16 pm

Just for fun but I compiled this one afternoon whilst bored, add your own if you want!!

THE GREY HAVEN BISTRO

MENU

STARTERS

Apples
Dwarf Fruit Salad with extra Pineapple Chunks!
Mordor Melon
Palantir Prawn Cocktail

MAIN COURSE

Roasted Orc with fresh vegetables from the Shire
Uruk-hai Stir fry with extra noodles
Lothlorien Vegetable Lasagna
Hobbiton Early Bird Special Inc Sausages, mushrooms, egg, and bacon
Roast Leg of Troll with all the trimmings
Balrog Pie

SIDE ORDERS

Basket of Freshly Baked Lembas Bread
Gamgee’s chipped Taters
Evenstar Salad with a light herb oil dressing

DESSERTS

Wormtongue’s Iced Treats
Helm’s Deep Cheesecake
Mordor Triple Choc Gateaux
Sauron's Headrush - ice cream from the 4 corners of Middle Earth

BEVERAGES

500 year old Rivendell House White
Prancing Pony Pints of Men Ale
Green Dragon Home Brew

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"....the wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears...."

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Etharion
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Post#2 » Thu May 13, 2004 2:33 pm

whole Nazgul roasted. Mini Sheloba-spider legs salad. Moria orc stew. Oliphant steak(special offer,its starting to go bad). Smaug birthday cake(big golden, vanilla/orange flavoured). Thats all for now, but ill come up with something...

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sevrinn
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Post#3 » Fri May 14, 2004 4:17 am

Have your Orc served either BBQ, roasted, stewed, mashed (courtesy of the Ents), flambayed ( I know its probably not spelt like that either) fried, microwaved (and I know there's no microwaves in Middle Earth) toasted, boiled, spit roasted all served with vegetables of the season!
"....the wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears...."

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mellon
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Post#4 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:58 am

Is it to late to order , or has the menu maybe been changed?

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Vee
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Post#5 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:59 pm

Go ahead but deep fried Sauron Fingers are off.

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virumor
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Post#6 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:14 pm

The One Onion Ring for me, pls.
Give up the Halfring, she-elf...

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grondmaster
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Post#7 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:32 pm

Over at The Khazad-dûmish Inn we serve Deep Fried Watcher Rings™, Hot and Spicy Balrog Wings™, and Bar-B-Qed Worg Ribs™, as well as Gimli's Finest Ale™.

'Share and enjoy'

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virumor
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Post#8 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:10 am

Worg? What is a Worg?
Give up the Halfring, she-elf...

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grondmaster
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Post#9 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:51 pm

A 'Worg' is a misspelled 'Warg'. I must remember to get that fixed, the next time the Khazad-dûmish Inn menus need updating. :tongueelf:
'Share and enjoy'

Morambar
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Post#10 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:19 pm

If I have to pick, Bar-B-Qed Warg sounds better than Balrog wings or any part of a Troll or Orc. Even SHELOB doesn't like Orc, and I'm more of a gourmet than that. But the whole thing just reminds me how much I miss Lady Isa Avanderidhril, sigh.

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