schemes to take over the world

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elrose
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schemes to take over the world

Post#51 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:23 pm

haha the guide is so right (not u, the guide ;) ) haha jk i love that book though

ranelera
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Post#52 » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:27 am

I would make a clone of every ugly person in the world, and once i did that, i would make all the really shallow people marry the really ugly people, and give the shallow people a gun with one bullet telling them to kill themselves or their spouse, and then just kill off whoever doesnt get killed :S but i wouldnt kill them, i would send my evil bregade of snails to do my dirty work.

Rivendellelf1977
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Post#53 » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:16 pm

hmm...Snails and Ugly People...dont know if that would work...there might be to many problems...:
1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side :)

My scheme on the other hand would be to take all of the Tolkienites and have them "educate" everyone until their heads blow and they have to follow the way of Tolkien...:evil: :veryevil:

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elrose
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Post#54 » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:21 pm

u mean ringies right? lol

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grondmaster
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Post#55 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:45 pm

1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side :)
Yes you can, you just should not or must not as it is very unethical in the opinions of most people be they humble or otherwise. :teacher:
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elrose
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Post#56 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:23 pm

didnt John paul the ummm the last pope say that clones dont have souls?

ithil
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Post#57 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:07 am

dunno.
one problem, my cookies r better than urs!
:orchuh: not fair!!!!! :sad:

could I have the recipe?? :elfroleeyes:

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elrose
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Post#58 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:42 pm

I'd teach u but id have to charge!

ithil
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Post#59 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:59 am

:tongueelf:

[sorry for that short post, but I've got nothing more to say.]

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elrose
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Post#60 » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:03 am

say we tweak this thread a bit. instead of giving a plan to take over the world, u give the next person the materials they have to use.
ex. Elrose: dust bunnies
Gildor-inglorion: first ill put them in the white house so the cleaners there will have to sweep them, they wont get all of them so some will still be there....and they'll be ingected w/ something that makes the president and other american politicians follow me! then we go for England's Parliment and then the rest of the countries governments in alphabetical order!
(now Gildor gives one for the next)
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