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maydmarion
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Post#101 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:20 pm

It's a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht


It's a really bright moon tonight isn't it - sorry it's a Scottish saying ;)


Right it's finishing time at work - weeeeeeee

Sugar and spice and all things nice

loni
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Post#102 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:44 pm

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed


'Tis true the main member of the equus genus is obviously, to the untrain eye at least, impossible to converse with on the high human level of communication. There are exceptions to every rule. THere is one specific equus which one may have the great privilege to converse with, and the is young Master Edmund.

It was Speckles the rabbit!

Thurrin Frosthammer
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Post#103 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:48 pm

The animal known as Speckels did it.




I love gold, gems, and treasure.

ardawan
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Post#104 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:15 am

The author feels a deep affection for soft yellowish metal, highly compressed carbon and valuable items of any sort...

Field maps are annoying, complicated, old, out of date and mostly dirty!!!

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tommie
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Post#105 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:04 am

I'm not very good at handling maps.

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

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Post#106 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:17 pm

I didn't do it, I'm innocence, I've been framed said the politician, whislt trying to hide his suitcase full of money under the bed.

Do you Fred take Polly for your lawful wedded wife

loni
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Post#107 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:49 pm

Fred, do you? POll, do you? I now pronounce you hitched.

How are you?

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Post#108 » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:54 am

May I be so good as to enquire about your current state of mind and physical condition?

I'm fine, thank you.

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Post#109 » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:06 am

My mental and physical conditions are very normal and I'm completely helthy and cheerful. I graciously recognise your concern for my health.

We, who are about to die, salute you!
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Post#110 » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:57 pm

"Ha ha! I've wrapped my towel around my eyes as a blindfold, so you nasty old firing squad members can no longer see me. So take your last cigarette and ... "

And it came to pass with the fullness of time that the prophesy was at last fulfilled.
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