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Post#451 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:06 pm

Sorry, I don't know what the preceding sentence meant. Maybe "You got a problem with that?"

Are you just naturally stupid or did you have to take lessons.
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Post#452 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:16 pm

You're an idiot

belief it or not, george is not home
plz leave a message at the beep
i must be out or id pick up the phone
where could i bee?
belief it or not, im not home

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Post#453 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:05 pm

"Hey! George, Pick up the phone George." I guess he's not home. "Okay George, this is me. The battery on my cell has run dry, so call my answering machine, and we'll try to hook-up to lunch sometime."

"JOHN, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting." - a translation of the salutation to the Magna Carta
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Post#454 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:37 am

Ya'll important people out there, John, the most important guy, says peace. - As meant by the Manga Carta.

Once you have opened up a Thread you will find yourself looking at a page of posts (there may be several pages of posts in the more popular threads, and this fact will be advertised next to the name of the thread).
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Post#455 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:01 pm

See that envelope thingy on the left? If it is burning it is a hot topic.

When you wish upon a star and that wish doesn't come through in a timely manner, does that star turn into a fallen star: a shooting star that had a meteoric rise and then went out in a blaze of glory, never to be seen again?
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Post#456 » Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:08 pm

Are shooting stars the result of unfulfilled wishes?

They were looking towards the horizon and with the first ray of the Sun, the first gleam of hope also dawned upon them because there he was - their King; and he had arrived to lead them out of their doom and misery.
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Post#457 » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:42 am

Light came on that day and a man, a noble man came to deliver the ones he loved out of a nightmare

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

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Post#458 » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:30 pm

At the end of the day, what came in second can be much more dangerous.

Documents that establish your identity must contain your name, date of birth, signature, photo, and current residence address, in whole or in combination. ( I just got an identity card to replace my drivers licence which ran dry in 1980.)
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Post#459 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:30 pm

Your ID should contain all the information necessary to identify yourself.

By the time a man realises his father was right, he has a son who thinks he
is wrong.
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Post#460 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:15 pm

'I taught him everything I know and he still knows nothing.'

Wake up and smell the roses!
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