The Lord of the Pants!

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lord_aragorn86
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#1 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:36 am

Here is a hilariously, funny stuff I found somewhere in the vast stretches of cyberspace. Its called "The Lord of the Pants" and its a game and here are the rules:

1)Take a quote from LOTR (books or movie) and substitute the word "pants" for any other word in the passage.
2)You have to use the word "pants", not "pant".
3)Don't change any of the other words.
4)It should be funny if at all possible.

And below are the products of this game:

Gandalf: Bilbo...the ring is still in your pants.

Frodo: Bilbo found it... in Gollum's pants.

Aragorn: You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr. Underhill!

Pink Eye: The trees are strong my Lord. Their pants go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.

Aragorn: This is beyond my skill to heal, he needs elvish pants.

Arwen: "Frodo fîr. Ae athradon i hir, tur gwaith nîin beriatha hon." (Frodo dies. If I get across the river, the pants of my people will protect him.)

Legolas: You have my bow.
Gimli: And my pants!

Gimli: Let us go through the pants of Moria!
Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants.

Gandalf: Its Saruman!
Aragorn: He’s trying to bring down the pants!

Boromir: Legolas! Aim for his pants! Come on!

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time and rid us of your stupidity!

Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!

Aragorn: (to Haldir) boe ammen veriad lin. (We need your pants.)

I'll just call it quits for now. I'll be back with more next time but I hope to see some contributions from all you members out there too.
Keep laughing,
Lordyboy


I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

ardawan
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#2 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:37 am

Great idea Lord_aragorn86!

Hmmm, let's see:

Gandalf: Is is said that he will not die by a man's pants.

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grondmaster
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#3 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:47 pm

Boromir. 'I need your Pants: that you know now; but I give you my word that I do not desire to keep it (them). Will you not at least let me make trial of my plan? Lend me the Pants!'
'Share and enjoy'

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tommie
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#4 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:32 am

:funnylaugh:

He paused, and then said in a deep voice: "This is the Master-Pants, the One Pants to rule them all. This is the One Pants lost many years ago, to the great weakening of its maker's power.
Now, he greatly desires to have it again - but he must NOT get it"

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lord_aragorn86
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#5 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:42 am

Gollum: Noooooo! Our pants is lost!

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Rings; And he does not share pants!
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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gwaihir
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#6 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:35 pm

:hahaha: These are awesome!!

Bilbo: I want to see pants again, pants Gandalf
Aragorn: Sauron will not have forgotten the pants of Elendil

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grondmaster
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#7 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:57 pm

Aragorn: 'Oathbreakers, why have you come?'
And a voice was heard out of the night that answered him, as if from far away:
Oathbreakers: 'To fulfill our oath and have pants.'
'Share and enjoy'

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gwaihir
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#8 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:37 am

Theoden: Now for pants, now for ruin, and a red dawn!
The Witch King: Do not come between a Nazgûl and his pants

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lord_aragorn86
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#9 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:55 am

Gandalf: All these long years it was in the Shire, under my very pants.

Gandalf (to Balrog): I am the servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the pants of Anor!

Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants?

Aragorn: I do not know what strength lies within my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the white pants fall.

Aragorn: Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Eomer: How long was it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead, you would take your share of the treasure? Too long have you watched my pants.

Gimli: Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.

Legolas: You would die before your pants fell!
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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gwaihir
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The Lord of the Pants!

Post#10 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:22 am

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened!
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such pants.

Gandalf: When in doubt master Meriadoc, always follow your pants!

Aragorn: Do not disturb the pants.

:hahaha: I love this game!!! :elkgrin:

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