Here is a hilariously, funny stuff I found somewhere in the vast stretches of cyberspace. Its called "The Lord of the Pants" and its a game and here are the rules:
1)Take a quote from LOTR (books or movie) and substitute the word "pants" for any other word in the passage.
2)You have to use the word "pants", not "pant".
3)Don't change any of the other words.
4)It should be funny if at all possible.
And below are the products of this game:
Gandalf: Bilbo...the ring is still in your pants.
Frodo: Bilbo found it... in Gollum's pants.
Aragorn: You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr. Underhill!
Pink Eye: The trees are strong my Lord. Their pants go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.
Aragorn: This is beyond my skill to heal, he needs elvish pants.
Arwen: "Frodo fîr. Ae athradon i hir, tur gwaith nîin beriatha hon." (Frodo dies. If I get across the river, the pants of my people will protect him.)
Legolas: You have my bow.
Gimli: And my pants!
Gimli: Let us go through the pants of Moria!
Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants.
Gandalf: Its Saruman!
Aragorn: He’s trying to bring down the pants!
Boromir: Legolas! Aim for his pants! Come on!
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!
Aragorn: (to Haldir) boe ammen veriad lin. (We need your pants.)
I'll just call it quits for now. I'll be back with more next time but I hope to see some contributions from all you members out there too.
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.