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ithil
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Post#51 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:56 am

I don't quite know who lao tzu was or maybe even is... :paranoid: but sounds like some very clever guy...
yea, I like musicals very much, so if there's a performance somewhere near, I'll certainly try to be there. it really sounds very nice... and I really love the quote from cinderella's prince. :hahaha:

the next one also shows a bit of my soul...;)
I can resist everything except temptation.

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Post#52 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:02 am

Well, I'll tell you, in this musical, Cinderella's Prince turns out to be an utter playboy!
Your posts are all so funny, Ithil. I half-think you made them up yourself... :funnylaugh:
Anyways, here's another one:

"Man is worse than an animal when he is an animal."

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Post#53 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:38 am

OK, I've just heard some really funny ones : :grin:

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

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Post#54 » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:44 pm

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.


that's great!!! I love all your quotes, they're wonderful...
I found a nice one in a book I finished reading yesterday, but I can't find the book now - ooops *blushing* - so I'll have to put that in here a bit later.......

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Post#55 » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:55 pm

Sometimes I creep myself out.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Ha Ha, I dont get it.
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

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Post#56 » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:10 pm

I'm glad you like my quote, Ithil! They are really funny. And I have a habit of sticking onto the walls of my room. But here's more I have:

"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
-Otto von Bismarck

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Redd Foxx

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

I love the Albert Einstein one. Though sometimes I wonder if he really said that...



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Post#57 » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:46 pm

"I am a jelly doughnut."

"I am not a crook!"

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

"Brownie, you're doin' a heck of a job."

The originators of the four above utterances will be withheld to protect their constituents.
'Share and enjoy'

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Post#58 » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:51 am

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

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Post#59 » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:48 am

I found the quote:::
everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. :angel:

There's only one thing in the world worse than being witty and that is not being witty.

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Post#60 » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:51 am

Oh and speaking of wit, there's this one:
"Wit is the lowest form of humour."

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