Hey Elrose, you ought to live in the left ear of the fifty mile high Arthur Dent statue. I couldn't find which of Douglas Adams' books this was in, but I remember it from the BBC radio play of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Anyway, those birds were also allergic to shoes, though their sense of domestic hygine left something to be desired.
I'd toss into Orodruin all the advertisments I receive as snail mail spam, as well as that stuffed in the center of my morning newspaper that must be thrown away before I can read the daily news.
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