*ding ding ding*
You win the grand prize- a trip to beautiful, scenic downtown Bogota, Columbia with complimentary Kevlar body armor!
All other participants receive their choice of consolation prizes: pocket lint, ciggarette ashes or a bent paper clip!
DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE IS A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD JOKE! YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY WIN ANYTHING AT ALL! IF YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU DID, SLAP YOURSELF ON THE FOREHEAD AND SAY THE WORD "DOH!" IN THE MANNER OF HOMER SIMPSON.
WWGD: What Would Gandalf Do?