LOTR Haiku's

Ungoliant
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Post#1 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Whilst jumping for joy
My foot slipped on the ledge and
Down Mt. Doom I fell

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PlasticSquirrel
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Post#2 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

*counts on fingers Eric Cartman style*
Sam is an A**ehole
I think he is a stupid
idiot I do
http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

swampfaye
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Post#3 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Sams revenge:

I got a blowtorch
to melt a plastic squirrel
now he is just goo

and on a nicer note
Sam's haiku:

I don't know much about
rings, magic things or destiny
I'm a gardener


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PlasticSquirrel
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Post#4 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

ROFL! Good comeback :)
http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

Ungoliant
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Post#5 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

People think I'm mean
To that nasty sneak Gollum
And yes I agree

But don't get me wrong
When Frodo is not looking
Gollum gets a kiss

Jehanne
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Post#6 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

And one for my girl...

For his blue eyes, I’d
gladly use my sword on that
little tramp Arwen.


;)

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TomBombadillo
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Post#7 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

If sb tells me the rules, I'll be glad to join in. How do you make a Haiku?

Denial is not a river in Africa.

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Post#8 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Sure, the Japanese use 5 syllables for the first line, 7 in the second and back to 5 in the last line - hence faye's 5-7-5 rule mentioned earlier. Like this:

My-name-is-Tom-my
I'm-from-Bel-gium-which-Plas-tic
will-soon-in-vade-help!

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TomBombadillo
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Post#9 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Hey cool! Good one, btw!

I wear a blue coat
with a feather and yellow boots
run when you meet me

sth like that?
Denial is not a river in Africa.

Ungoliant
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Post#10 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Yes you have got it
Though second line needs seven
Not eight syllables

:)

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