Darous lit one up "ahhhhhhh"
"Right then were all here so this is the quest. We must find the mystical and magical 'hic' ale of power. Now the only way to do this is a pub crawl of 'hic' middle earth."
Darous went ot lean on a tree but fell to the ground.
"who moved that tree..was it you"
Rho picked him up "right Dar where to first then?"
"Ah.... well where our we?" "I don't know myself"
"Well neither do I" said Rho
"Same here and here" said Mad And Aster.
"Right then wheres the map?"
"Here" said Rho
"Where?" replied Darous
"Don't start that again" and Rho flattened out the map.
"right we our here where it says you our here and and to the north is 'the dog and bone'.
"Forward to the dog and bone....show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a big drink about an hour ago...."
And so the four brave warriors began their quest to find the Ale of power, and go to Sauron's pad and wreck it.
Would they suceed, will they find peanuts and where is that smell coming from.
When history looks down its weird vestigial stump of a nose at us, it'll have a lot of very shitty things to say.