The Talentless Lazybones Guild

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MelliotSandybanks
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Post#1 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Ok, all this talk of food, is making me really hungry. I really must get something to eat.

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Allyssa
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Post#2 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

I dropped out of uni, got "retrenched" from a factory job and my house is a pigsty because I am too lazy to do housework...can I be an associative member or something? (Is this guild exclusive for other guildmembers? :) ) :funnylaugh:
"May the Angels Guide"

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grondmaster
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Post#3 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

ROFLMAOSHIPMP

You Go Girl!

:funnylaugh:
'Share and enjoy'

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PlasticSquirrel
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Post#4 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

I'm pretty darn Lazy Golly, and I never get anything done, can I join, please?
http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

Ungoliant
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Post#5 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Hooray, a member! Have a seat & laze about!

Help yourself to some beer/ wine / seedcake / chocolate eclairs / cigar / brandy / pipeweed / whatever. Warm cozy slippers are by the armchair near the fireplace. Newspapers and books on the shelves right next to us, so we don't have to walk too far to get them.

*settles in & stretches lazily*

It's nice to be useless & lazy sometimes. :D :smoke: nn[Edited on 30/8/2002 by Ungoliant]

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PlasticSquirrel
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Post#6 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Sounds perfect, what do you reckon Golly?

*lies back on the Sofa, puts Star Wars on the Video and cracks open a can*
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http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

Ungoliant
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Post#7 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Woohoo! Another member! Hooray! :D

Welcome Ally, and make yourself comfortable. Since I'm too lazy to be Supreme Dictator, I thereby nominate you! So "Hail Lord...uhm...Lady Allyssa, our new Supreme Dictator! " Mwahahaha! *cackles evilly* (I'll just stick to Grand Admiral Ungoliant for the moment, since we have no wars going on right now.)

*sob* See you all next weekend! But in the meantime, enjoy the Star Wars movie, and here's the key to the liquor cabinet. I'll see what I can do about getting a butler in here.

"Couch Potatoes of the World, Unite!"

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Ross
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Post#8 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

To Ungoliant, I think it is time for your medication
Sod off I'm busy!

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Allyssa
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Post#9 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Hi there Ross. Can see you are going to fit in here just fine!!

*offers Ross a beer*

I think that I will decline on the dictatorship thanks. Waaaaaay too lazy, sorry, and too busy being a dictator elsewhere.
"May the Angels Guide"

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PlasticSquirrel
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Post#10 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

*hic* Can someone go refill the liquor cabinet please? *hic*
http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

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