Not I, indeed, dear Mr Tyrant, not I. I'm glad I'm not related to the species!
I've heard about a Scotsman named Sims, though. Apparently, on hearing how tasty cat was when cooked within a thin sheaf of flour dough, he cooked a few. Grilled them, no steaming or deep frying, dim fellow. One of those Village Idiots, perhaps, GB? Poor old dim Sims!