...I need it after I've lost my Barbie!
Aragorn : You are a daughter of kings, the shieldmaiden of Rohan...
Thread: Finish the sentence fool!
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... but that doesn't mean that you are allowed to drool on my shoes.
"I will diminish and go into the west", said Galadriel,...
"I will diminish and go into the west", said Galadriel,...
... as she turned to the East, she tugged at her nose, which came out with a great rush of escaping gas, which carried her off towards the West like a deflating balloon, zigging and zagging as it grows smaller and smaller.'
"... He would have remembered his father's need, and would not have squandered what fortune gave. He would have brought me a ...
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"... He would have remembered his father's need, and would not have squandered what fortune gave. He would have brought me a ...
[Edited on 6/10/2003 by Grondmaster]
...a real signed football shirt of Zinedine Zidane.
"Well mister Frodo," said Samwise, ...
"Well mister Frodo," said Samwise, ...
.. I am sure those are not REAL ringwraiths. *pointing at some merchandise toys*"
"Arwen, said Elrond, don't I too have your...
"Arwen, said Elrond, don't I too have your...
...over-acting skills."
"I have seen what is the most beautiful", said Gimli,...
"I have seen what is the most beautiful", said Gimli,...
...and it is Legolas."
"What did you do with the.." asked Elrond...
"What did you do with the.." asked Elrond...
......roast chicken. That was supposed to be my dinner."
"We hatesss you! You nasssty trikssy........
"We hatesss you! You nasssty trikssy........
"...sales person, you said that these shoes were half off!!"
"Ai! Ai! A Balrog..."
"Ai! Ai! A Balrog..."
...it must be Norman.
Just like the good old... (go on make it rud.)
Just like the good old... (go on make it rud.)
fat smelly hobbit sitting in the corner, picking his...
... big bulbous nose while waiting for the rabbit stew to finish simmering in Sam's tin pan hanging over the ...
(I paraphrased here, but had a Tolkien scene in mind.)
(I paraphrased here, but had a Tolkien scene in mind.)
...orc that's still smoking after Gandalf shot it down with a beamimg ray his staff produced."
"Welcome, Frodo of the Shire, one that has seen...
"Welcome, Frodo of the Shire, one that has seen...
"...I have a staff and I am about to use it!"
"Balin at your..."
"Balin at your..."
.....home delivery service."
"Come now, let us sit on the egde of the ruin and......
"Come now, let us sit on the egde of the ruin and......
..do absolutley b*gger all!'
"Orc gear's no good!" said Sam waving his arms..'
"Orc gear's no good!" said Sam waving his arms..'
...eat mushrooms and stewed Orc eyes."
"Cross it is,impatient,precious," hissed Gollum."But it....
"Cross it is,impatient,precious," hissed Gollum."But it....
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"Orc gear's no good!" said Sam waving his arms...'
... to facilitate the flapping of its wings and miserably failing to rise faster than rapidly approaching bottom of the Chasm of Doom.'"Orc gear's no good!" said Sam waving his arms...'
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"Cross it is, impatient, precious," hissed Gollum."But it...
... has missed its six meals a day and has nary a hankie left upon which to blow its nose, so we will catch and fry up some fishesses for it, but it can darned well use its sleeve when its nose gets runny."Cross it is, impatient, precious," hissed Gollum."But it...
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What m i s'posed to complete Grondy?
Anyway, the next one can complete this:
"He has about as much a chance of winning this as a.....
Anyway, the next one can complete this:
"He has about as much a chance of winning this as a.....
"...hobbit has of being a store shelver."
"If by life or by death I can..."
"If by life or by death I can..."
......kill you, I will."
'To enter the doors of Moria,.......
'To enter the doors of Moria,.......
...you have to open the doors."
"I wish i had a rope " said Samwise,...
"I wish i had a rope " said Samwise,...
"Then I could hang myself and make a lot of people very happy"
"In a hole in the ground there lived a.."
"In a hole in the ground there lived a.."
.....nasssty, little trickssy hobbit called Fraudo Faggins.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards as they are...
"Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards as they are...
old, cantankerous and often wet themselves.
And Hurin slew the trolls wit a large...
And Hurin slew the trolls wit a large...
boomstick.
But when the valar entered into E’ they were...
But when the valar entered into E’ they were...
..surprised to find Disneyland!!
Then they turned aside from the path which led to......
Then they turned aside from the path which led to......
...the deepest part of Bilbo's fridge."
"And what about very old..."
"And what about very old..."
... fruitcake left in its tin upon the top on the refrigerator for years.
' ... Mr. Frodo Baggins,' he said. 'You may not remember him, but he used to ...
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What m i s'posed to complete Grondy?
I don't know what happened to my starter Lord_Aragorn86, I guess I may have deleted it when I edited it once too many times. Meanwhile:What m i s'posed to complete Grondy?
' ... Mr. Frodo Baggins,' he said. 'You may not remember him, but he used to ...
...lead adventures and become king in the end of them, all the time before."
Legolas: "Aragorn, oh Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn? Refuse thy heir and deny thy name, and I shall no longer be...
Legolas: "Aragorn, oh Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn? Refuse thy heir and deny thy name, and I shall no longer be...
a lonely elf maiden
Dwarves are very...
Dwarves are very...
..tall, especially, if you are an ant.
Along with the sun there also appeared a figure on the eastern horizon. On closer observation thay found that the figure was that of.....
Along with the sun there also appeared a figure on the eastern horizon. On closer observation thay found that the figure was that of.....
...the Texas Lone Ranger.
Galadriel: In his heart Frodo began to understand that the quest...
Galadriel: In his heart Frodo began to understand that the quest...
... was as simple as melting diamonds.
"I could have been happy here, " said Legolamb,...
"I could have been happy here, " said Legolamb,...
... but then those bl**dy seabirds came and pooped at my shoulder!! Now I've gotta go to the sea and shoot them down! All of them!"
"Merry and Pippin drank...
"Merry and Pippin drank...
... dry the Sea of Rh’n.
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'I'll give your name and number to ...
'I'll give your name and number to ...
Sauron, Mr Saruman, and he will call you when he wants a second date, ok?"
"I will do it! I will take the ring, though I do not know...
"I will do it! I will take the ring, though I do not know...
... how to use the finite elements method to determine the shear tension in this toroid."
"Hail Gimli, son of Gloin" said Eomer, ...
"Hail Gimli, son of Gloin" said Eomer, ...
"...be that a dead eel that I see in you beard?"
"Give me your name..."
"Give me your name..."
...for I can't remember my own"
"You're late...
"You're late...
...no more tourists on Mount Doom allowed until december 17th, mister Underhill, so in my humble opinion thou shouldst call it a day."
"I won't say do this or do that, " said Galadriel, ...
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"I won't say do this or do that, " said Galadriel, ...
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[Edited on 14/10/2003 by virumor]
...."But I will definitely ask you to go out with me!"
"Go away and never.....
"Go away and never.....
...try to destroy my Ring again, you pitiful worm", said Sauron, the jubilant victor of the war of the Ring.
"Listen!! it is the river Nimrodel", said Legolamb, ...
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"Listen!! it is the river Nimrodel", said Legolamb, ...
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"'... and in the south the fume ..... rose and shimmered before them, a haze of gold. The rush and thunder of the falls shook the windless air.' Nimrodel sounds a little uppity today."
"What voice is it that speaks among the stones?" said the man ...
"What voice is it that speaks among the stones?" said the man ...
"Five bucks says that it is the rocks themselves."
"I think you should give the ring..."
"I think you should give the ring..."
...to David Copperfield : he even made the Statue of Liberty disappear ! "
"Lady Arwen was there!", Bilbo said to Aragorn, ...
"Lady Arwen was there!", Bilbo said to Aragorn, ...
"...She said that you are a cad for not being there. She also said that she has dumped you for Gloin."
"Grip! Fang!..."
"Grip! Fang!..."
"Aragorn!! take your hands off me !", Eowyn shouted.
"Mithrandir! Mithrandir!", shouted Legolamb, ...
"Mithrandir! Mithrandir!", shouted Legolamb, ...
....come and help me. My arrow aiming simulator has crashed and I can't kill those orcs."
Aragorn put his ear to the ground and said,"......
Aragorn put his ear to the ground and said,"......
..."it's Asfaloth and he's too sounds burdened for Glorfindel, so I suppose its that Arwen come chasing after me again. Dag nab her! She said she was going to stay home and wash her hair."
'I am not a tree root Sir,' he said, 'nor a bag, but a ...
'I am not a tree root Sir,' he said, 'nor a bag, but a ...
