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...refer to the books "The Legend of the Chicken Heads" or better "The Attack of the Killer Dust-Bunnies". Botht these books contain an extensive material on the history of Dust-Bunnies and their various characteristics and answers the most Frequetly Asked Question "What happened Next?" So, to learn about the Dust-Bunnies and to know more about them, please read the books which have been published by....
... the great publishing houses of Dol Amroth who also brought you Twenty-seven Ways to Improve Your Sindarin, A Travellers Guide to Mordor, and My Favorite Poems , each of which was writen by ...
........the very knowledgable and wide-known author, Mr. Dranduilan. Though he is famed for his literary efforts only but the members of the scientific community will testify to the fact that the skill of the above mentioned person lies not in fiction but in scientific literature. This has been proved by various books like...
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth and Isengard's Canon of Obscure Spells and Genetic Engineering. Having acknowledged this, the group....
... came to the consensus that they would meet again the following year at a place to be decided upon by the reservations committee, and adjourned their formal meeting. After which they ...
...shared a bite of lembas, as they were all quite exhausted and each had quite a journey ahead of them. And though they would again soon be sundered, they took comfort in...
... the condiments, especially the horseradish sauce and the ....
giraffeturnips, oh ya, don't forget the...
... pepper, for as we know the Duchesse's cook won't serve any course less it has been substantially dosed with pepper. Though I believe the Mock Turtle's soup recipe has a certain lacking in ...
curry powder, to complement the eight tablespoons of...........
.....of the treacle syrup that had been prepared for all and served to them in troll-sized bowls. The treacle was delicious but after eating it in such a large quantities, all the guests became diabetic and so they....
all layed about the room with their minds in a sugar-induced haze, dreaming of grand adventures long since forgotten (or perhaps never happened in the first place) and wondering aloud why certain colours made the sounds that they did, when a certain little hobbit-lass happened by....
...whistling Dixie to scare the ghosts away or at least to warn the mice and rats that she was coming so she didn't step on any of their tails which would ...
really really really really (x a million) annoy them. Then they would turn into plasticene porters and start making
....papier mache fallices which they would then throw at little Lindsey McCarthy so that she would.........
...run away from them screaming with terror and never come back. This will give the concerned people the peace of mind that they really needed. Their enmity with Lindsay McCarthy started when...
... they were taking a Home-econ class when she forced them wear an apron with little pink hearts on it; and to even make matters worse, to watch her play 'One-Handed Championship Tiddley Winks' while holding her other hand. This was the last straw and since that time ...
...they were ever at war with her. Their first assault involved a diversionary tactic in which they had decided to attack from the flanks first and then hit and run hoping to call off some pursuers from the main army of her minions to follow them. Then, the main army would attack the remaining men left on the battlefield thereby sandwiching the army and making the killing easy. But there strategy did not pay off because...
... someone on one side called time-out and used their cell to order enough pizza for everyone, and the enemy provided many 2 liter bottles of cola, and they all had a great feast. After which they decided to bury the hatchet in ...
...the graveyard and thus unwittingly angering the undead who slept there. The undead swore never to let the intruders in their land rest in peace. For this they...
... salted the atmosphere with itching powder which caused the living to wear out their fingernails scratching their ...
...various body-parts which were unfortunate enough to come in contact with the itching powder. For retaliation, the mortals made a plan. This plan suggested that...
... all undead not having already undergone cremation, were subject to bed checks between the hours of 6 pm and 9 am. This allowed most of the living a good night's rest. Viol liters would be possum skewered to the maximun ex-tent a loud bye law. This statement was posted in the legal notices of all the leading newspapers and journals of the ....
..."The Daily Midnight" which was a daily newspaper for the undead. The most popular columns of this paper were "How to get yourself to fit into a narrower grave?" and "The daily Horrorscopes". But then this paper had emerging competitors in "The Graveyard Times" and "The Midnight Herald". But then "The Daily Midnight" wasn't going to give up so easily to the newcomers. So the staff...
... decided to quit and they all went to the copyboy's home and ordered in pizza, beer, and salad. After this marvelous repast they ...
...they decided to watch a movie.

This movie was a war movie. The first scene showed lots of airplaes hovering over and around an aircraft carrier like bees buzzing near a rose. Then, suddenly, the planes went intoa dive and bombed the carrier, thus sinking it. The next scene depicted.....
.....All the men body surfing on remains of the aircraft carrier...hoping to find land.

With land in sight they.....
...they started swimming towards it, only to realise that the sea was infested with charks and killer whales. Most of them started panicking and shouting in despair for they knew that they were about to die. And then suddenly, in midst of their despair, there appeared something that boosted their hopes a little. That object was approaching them from the horizon. Slowly the object came full into view. They saw that it was...
... a Swanship from Valinor, come to take thier dead bodies to the Halls of Mandos, except for one of the party who ...
had, unthinkingly picked his nose at the moment of death, the mariners, unwilling t bear him in such a state decided to........
...come from behind him and shout "Boo!". They were amazed to find a sharp blade sticking out of the back of his head. Then, one of them recalled that the person they had just scared was one Wolverine. Anyways, on seeing the swan-ship, they all decided to....
...egg it with a handy carton of eggs sitting to the side. Then they ran out and they all threw themselves down to try and raise more eggs from the ground. This didn't work so then they...
... walked down a shady path until they came to a high stone wall. Sitting on the wall was a young feller as bald as a cue-ball. "There's one!" they said, but before they could grab him to toss, he slipped from the wall and ended up a messy puddle on the ground.

They gathered the King's Cavalry around him, but ...
...he had plumb disappeared; so their quest for a suitable tossing candidate temporarily ended in failure and just as they were about to completely give up, a giant man in a Dunkin' Donuts costume appeared to them and shouted, "Behold! I bring you great tidings of...
...the Great Donut, whom we serve with as much teeth as possible. They followed the man, who led them to a great portal that opened in front of them. They had a sneaky idea to find some donuts to throw, so then they stepped into it and found that...
...found that the portal took them to a place where there was no war and peace was everywhere. The reason for this as they found quickly was that there were no people either and the world was ruled by a Reptile-King. The intruders ere taken prisoners and were put in the dungeons. Here they plotted...
...their escape which was going to be made by going through the sewers, through a grate on the side of the wall. The only problem they saw with this was...
there were no sewers!!! So they went into the Opera House and met this weirdo Persian guy who...

(Guys, have you noticed how old this thread is? IT's THIRTY FIVE YEARS OLD!!!! *heart beats* And I thought I was an old member.)
...kept pulling this March Hare out of his turbin, while singing, "What a good boy am I," as he ...
...spun around 1080's about 500 times, making everybody throw up all over the place. This caused the Persian to stop, and the March hare bounded away. He looked at everyone, who were all green, and then ran away yelling...
......"The Hulks are here, the Hulks are here!"

On the next day, when everybody woke up, they found on looking out of their respective house's windows that the roads were....
... painted a delicate shade of orange. This must have been done last night soon after dark, for the paint was now dry. And rolling down the road was ...
...Martha Stewart, singing," I'm free, I'm free, now off to invest in me..."(to the tune of "Hi-Ho"), and when everyone saw what was headed their way, they jumped onto the nearest...
...cactus, and all got their pants covered in spikes. Then they had to spend two hours picking them out again. Shortly after they had stopped crying over the spines, they...
ate some cats. Then a weirdo dude with a london regional transport shirt on decided to...
...make a metro rise from the ground, and then they all boarded. Then the metro sunk back into the earth and they rode the metro until they got to Spain where they disembarked, paying the metro man 35 spines each. Then they...
... sloped off into a local bodega where they sampled the wine. One of them asked winemaster, "Can those big black bull signs still be seen along the highways leading to Jerez de la Frontera? To which he replied, " ...
..."Of course not. Don't be silly." And then he himself turned into a bull, and the everything within 100 metres turned into a big bullfighting arena, and then a crowd appeared, yelling, "Toro, Toro, Ol, Ol!!" Then everyone turned into matadors and there were fifty bulls charging towards them. So then they...
... ran down the Yellow Brick Road until they came to a fork in it, which they ...
took to the left, just to find themselves in Southpark, where Kayle and Cartmann were looking for a new brain for Kenny, whos brain had been stolen by...
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