Thread: How random can you be?
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Do you think that inside of a black hole is either another dimension or even another time?
What kind of superpowers would you have?(fly,heatvision etc,etc)
Do you have as much trouble as I do with thinking up questions to games in the Ivy Bush?
I sure enjoy these games, tho!
Speaking of luck... Are black cats GOOD LUCK (like sailors used to think), or BAD LUCK (like everyone else used to think)?
Personally I think ALL cats are simply waiting around for people to worship them again like back in ancient Egypt, LOL!
Can you bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Why is "letter-sized" paper 8.5x11? Why not 8x10, or 9x12, or some other normal "even" ratio?
Where would you go to learn the capacity of the Marmot's log tossing ability?
Do you think there will be a colony on the Moon by 2100?
Where do all the spare batteries migrate to, once they have been placed in the kitchen drawer and everyone has gone to bed?
I had fun wordsmithing the above answer.
Okay. The batteries. You know how the refrigerator has a wee itty-bitty little penguin that comes out and turns the light on and off? Well he's the one who takes the batteries from your drawer! He uses them in his clock radio, his cellphone, and in his little blender to make frozen margaritas.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Will pigs be able to fly when Hell freezes over?
Does a diet soda "cancel out" the calories from a cheeseburger & fries?
If there was a magical slipper fairy that brought you your comfy slippers whenever you needed them, would you tip him/her for their services?
Why do cartoon penguins always wear a hat and a scarf? Aren't they used to the cold weather??
why is waldo so hard to find...and why do u have to find his peeps as well, and his dog! and his items as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
Where is it written that unwritten laws must be obeyed?
Is "42" really the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything???
If you're rolling down the street in a canoe and a wheel falls off then how many pancakes does it take to cover up a dog house?
This question was written by someone I went to college with and was submitted to a radio station's contest for riddles and won. I can't remember the guy's name but have remembered the joke all these 30 years. It has a real answer if anyone wants to know but of course its as silly as the question itself
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
- Bob Dylan
If nine times ten's a hundred, what's the price of butter in Baltimore? I got this one from my great-uncle Albert who was an electrical engineer in the twenties and used to love spinning yarns about the good old days when my maternal grandfather was knee-high to a grasshopper.
If I'm from Milwaukee what had I ought to know?
Why is it, that even when you give them cool, fresh, filtered water in a cute Garfield bowl on a cute Garfield mat, cats STILL insist on jumping up to the sink so they can drink out of the faucet?!
Why does my cat insist on taking a nap on the lip of the toilet lid?
Maybe it has figured out that rats/mice can live in sewers and crawl up the bowl... Though it's not worth thinking about... Or it loves you sooooo much that it wants to keep the seat warm
Can anyone give me a logical explanation for the days upon days of constant rain we are having here (England) when it is Midsummers Day tomorrow??? Btw, I'm not complaining, I love rain!
Hey Icey, I'm glad to hear my cat isn't the only one with a bathroom fetish. Mine likes to perch on toilet lid too -- he uses it like a platform and sits up there all 'prim and proper' and regal, like the King of the Jungle surveying his domain. Whenever we see that, we burst out laughing "HA HA HA, the King is on 'The Throne'!!!"
Why does grass grow so easily where you DON'T want it (like in the garden), but it's like pulling teeth to get it to grow where you NEED it (like in that bare spot in the lawn) ???
As to your grass problem, it depends on where you live... my garden is full of grass everywhere... because of the mass amount of rain we've been having... or simply becuase you've let your cat spray it's nasty spray over the grass... and the grass doesn't like it... Would you like it if you were pee'd on while swaying gently?
Why must there always be a mountain of ironing to do? I mean, I did aload of it and then more seem to have grown the next day... *sigh* Why can't people just not change their clothes Make my life a hell of a lot easier
Does it mean that your wits' end is made of rope, if you're at the end of your rope and at your wits' end?
Can you calculate how long it took for the cow to jump over the Moon and what her impact velocity was upon her return to Earth?
Can you really balance an egg on its end, on the Vernal Equinox?
Is it easier to conform to the wishes of society or is it easier to do it your own way?
Losse!!!! Nice to be back friend!!!! and Meneldur...HA HA...king on the throne...that's great...
Why is it when people call you and ask for a phone number, they then say, "Let me find a pen/pencil...quill...?"
(If I were going to call...knowing I was going to want a phone number, I'd have paper and writing instrument ready, heh heh)
Speaking of cars... We are WELL past the year 2000. Back in the 50's, didn't they say we'd have flying cars by now? Well, where are they???
Why do doormats put up with all the muck that they have scraped on them? Poor guys...
Am I the only person who ever thought, when seeing a "Slow Children At Play" sign, that it meant, "Slow Children [are] At Play"?
I honestly mean no harm when I ask that, I've just wondered...
Where do you go to buy the other half of half-priced books?
Hey that thing with the road signs, there's another one I've seen -- first they'll say "ROAD WORK AHEAD" and then you start passing all the construction, blah blah blah, then when it's over the sign says "END ROAD WORK".
Now, I've always wondered about that second sign. I mean, if they ended road work, wouldn't the roads fall apart in a few years?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
matter + antimatter = excessive energy
pasta + antipasta = excessive gas
Has anyone seen my glasses; I know I put them on this morning?
I LOVE the first answer about the pasta/antipasta, "so bloated" LOLOLOLOL
Why does the Easter Bunny deliver eggs? Bunnies don't lay eggs!
How many little pigs does it take to cook a big bad wolf?
How many pigs would it take to actually consume the entire carcass of the not-so-bright Wolf?
If the pigs had the technology (and the know-how) to build a brick house, why didn't they just build a large wall enclosing their compound? (With spikes on top, a guarded gate, and a motion-sensing alarm system, of course) Dumb little piggies, LOL!
Where's Wal...er Bilbo?
Is it true that "As long as there's still checks in the checkbook, there's still money in the account"?
Have you noticed modern soup cans can't be crushed by removing both ends and flattening with your foot; they only have one end and it leaves a lip so you can't even stack them inside one another like those little Russian wooden dolls.
As for the checkbook thing, don't laugh -- I used to work with a guy whose wife not only made that statement, but she actually BELIEVED it!
Is it just my imagination, or have Chips Ahoy cookies gotten smaller over the years???
Why do new neighbors feel they must use my appartment parking space and crunch my wheel-chair ramp? (At least the manager always builds a new one in a timely manner.)
How does an itty-bitty 10-pound Yorkshire Terrier manage to take over an entire bed, leaving no room for the usual (human) occupants?
Now that all beverage cans have lift up tabs, where is the Church Keys Graveyard?
If you use something other than "legal paper", would you call that "illegal paper"???
Why doesn't the sky fall if gravity is so strong?