Thread: How random can you be?
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(tethelles meens either who are you or what do you want,but it might be slightly different than how i spelled it ive never seen it written,if anyone knows for sure what it meens please tell me,or if you know which word is what do you want in greek,i forgot both and im pretty sure tethelles was one of them)
why do postmen deliver mail instead of post?
Can (or could) you ahve gotton wool from a wooly mammoth?
What is the most gut wrenchingly terrifying thing you have ever seen?
And big hairy spiders.
Do you believe there is life on other planets?
What is grass made of?
What kind of grass did you mean?
What does an apple taste like on the moon?
If they can put a man on the moon, why don't they send them all there?
why do i always forget what i meant to type?
How much more is eleventy-seven than eleventy-four?
(and your right i type too slow because i need time to remember what i was going to type DAAAAAAAAH!)
why does a tree grow when a pig doesnt and the rooster is choking on a goldfish while the cat eats beans and the pigeon is dying because it ate too much rice and i dont know what happened to the dog,but a man cant live off bread alone so bring me a burger,and now the panda is eating grass while a horse eats bamboo and i cant stop typing because im under the pressure of a lot of caffeine and nobody knows the trouble ive seen,and theres a lake of stew and whiskey too,you can paddle around them in a big canoe at the big rock candy mountain.and the cow jumped over the moon CRASH NOOOO i broke the innkeepers mugs and dissappeared under the table because of that ring,NOOOOOOOOO PRECIOUS!
Where did my marbles go?
(what state are you in icey,assuming your American,were always on at the same time)
whose line is it anyway?lol
Neither the answer nor the question is original; I must brand the initials of the chosen one to the broad of my forehead in order to recompense. That word may not be used correctly.
I believe its my life's quest to outwit others, which isn't hard to do when you're surrounded by dimwits.
Do you eat glue? Or dogfood? Or other food that should not be edible for humans?
Why can't a fly bird?
(read carefully! lol)
where am i?
What colour is my right sock?
How much wood could a?
Why don't all those stupid game threads which have nothing to do with Tolkien just get deleted?
How random can you be?
Cut and pasted from theregistry.co.uk. If anyone manage to find out what it says, please post!
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What does it say?
Is your Spidey-Sense tingling?
(the things unrelated to Tolkien dont get deleted because even though Tolkien was brilliant we need to keep in mind there are other,slightly more mundane,things out there that we could do)
why do you hate me?
Do you have hair on your head?
Who am I???
Can I help it?
Why do zephers whisper?
Are my posts irritating?
Do you have worms?
How high is up?
What does your name start with?
If a train crashes right on the Polish/Swedish border (Is there such a place?) In what country should the survivors be buried on?
Do I have problems?
(I don't if Poland borders Sweden or not... I'm off to look!)
5 mins later: (It doesn't! There is water between them. So, I guess the survivors drowned...)
what is that?
I don't have problems. Eh-heh-heh... marmaluke.
How long's that been like that?
What are ooples and banoonoos?
why is why if it is not a part of the alphabet but a word with its own letter in the alphabet yet i am still here?
I should probably cite the question that I stole this one from...
Is there life on earth?
Why is cheese yellow?
What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhino?
who shot J.R.?
Where will I find intelligence?
Who are you?
what do chipmunks do in their free time?
Welcome back La86!you probably dont know me,i joined around the time you left
am i going to live?
Why is the sky blue?
Who wants to hear Edgecumbe's chants? Didn't think so. Well, I'll tell you anyway.
WE'RE ALL PART OF EDGECUMBE'S ARMY
WE'RE ALL FIGHTING FOR THE TEAM
AND YOU'LL BE LOOKING KINDA DOPEY
WHEN WE TAKE AWAY THE TROPHY
CAUSE EDGECUMBE IS THE GREATEST HOUSE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!
And I can't be bothered doing the rest, cause they're long. Better than the other houses, who only have one or two chants each, and we have 14!!!!!!!