Thread: who would become a dwarf??
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"Thorin!!!" Shouted Mrs. Thorin Oakenshield as she looked down into the mines where Thorin was tirelessly mining....
"Yes dear!" Thorin said with a sigh...
"Does my beard look big in this?"
"No dear, you are beautiful in whatever you wear"
"You say that everytime, it's like you don't even look at me ever since you saw that photo of Gimli and that elf Galadrool!"
"You would know!" runs off crying...
Hmm, I can see your point Vir
"Does she think an Elf can rival with Dwarvish beauty?"
"Here honey, I'm coming," Thorin shouted.
"Here, here. Stop crying. You look exactly like the wife of Durin the Deathless."