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I wake up to the sound of music
Brother Gimli comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

Tommie falls of her chair from laughter, rolls over the floor and giggles hysterically. When having recovered, she walks over to the bar, looks at Grond and says: "Do wear something, please. Lemme give you my coat. You can't have my trousers, I'm afraid. They're not your size." Big Smile Smilie
Gimli decides to take a poll....

Grondy with Trousers..
Grondy with Legolas faced unmentionables..

Cast your votes now. Orc Grinning Smilie

I never knew i had words of wisdom... Tongue Smilie
Star looks around and sees Grondy in his legolas faced unmentionables...

oh a new uniform for the patrons..!! Smoke Smilie
resolves to find where they are sold so she can purchase and wear a pair of her own Big Smile Smilie

Arwen votes for the Legolas faced unmentionables. Always eager to add some spice to life. Wink Smilie
I dont know grondy.. its not looking so good....

maybe I should go put on my Galadriel face ones... Orc Grinning Smilie
Star considers...Galadriel or Legolas, decides she prefers Boromirs face ON her unmentionables and smiling serenely sits back to watch the poll results.

Can I have a pair of Gimli's? Tongue Smilie
*by now the windmills sails, which are kinda damp, are just catching around. Unfortunatly a breeze has blown up and the sails are begining to turn, rather quickly, with Halo still atatched to one of them* "Burn! Buuurrrrrn...wooo, dizzy...somebody stop the world I wanna get off!" Disturbed Smilie
*stops the world to let Halo off*
*walks back into the bar and notices everything is standing still*
*runs back outside and takes Halo to see it too*
*rolls over the floor laughing*
*swiches the world back on again*
*can I have a drink now?*
There sure is some supernatural stuff going on here...
Does Tommie perhaps have a new ring of power that freezes time? Cool Smilie
Grondy thinks Tommie may be related to Ruby* the Galactic Gumshoe who can slow time.

*Ruby was written by Meatball Fulton and is a ZBS Production. http://www.zbs.org
"ooh! Time-stopage...hey Tom...can you teach me how to do that?" *grins in a mildly deranged way as, outside, the fire-brigade (two hobbits with a bucket of water) put out the burning windmill* "Oh poo, they put that out quick...guess I'll have to wait until its dried out untill I can set it on fire again."
Ok is it just me or did the world just stop..... I nearly missed my beer mug with the tap.....

hmmm.. what.. GIMLI UNMENTIONABLES!!!!!! NO NO NO... besides.. Dwarves do not wear them. Orc Grinning Smilie

(The Council is now even starting to outlaw asteriskal euphemisms for swear words)

[Edited on 13/12/2002 by Grondmaster]
"No unmentionables? None at all? Sounds rather worrying that..." Halo looks around "Hmmm...I notice a lack of something in this pub...we need a christmas tree in here!"
Christmas Smilie Snowman Smilie Elf Smilie Merry Christmas Smilie

I guess someone should ask Taz via the suggestion box to bring back the Christmas tree smilie. Elf Winking Smilie
Sorry Grondy.. didnt realize i had even done it!
uh.... NO BODY

[Edited on 15/12/2002 by gimli_axe_wielder]
Noticed this....


[Edited on 15/12/2002 by gimli_axe_wielder]
ummmm what are you talking about???

one moment, we are discussing your unmentionables, or lack there of, burning windmills and the like, next thing there a re 3 RATHER cryptic postBodys on this lovely and fine new look board Big Smile Smilie

(Heading out to see PJ and Elijah for 3 days...at the TTT street party in Wellington, expect to see me on the TV news armed with rotten tomatoes and the like Wink Smilie) Wink Smilie

wooohoooo Tigger Smilie hits Wellington!!!

*Halo waits till she thinks nobodys watching then pulls a M:TG card out of her pocket...its a SPONTANIOUS CHRISTMAS TREE CARD!* "Bwahahahahaha! Treeeee's!" Disturbed Smilie *she waves the card around and suddenly a christmas tree appears out of no-where and the pub is magicly decorated!!!*Christmas Smilie "Oooooh! Shiney tinsel!" >>*insert manic laughter here*<< Very Evil Smilie
"Hello!" A stranger calls as he cautiously enters the doorway and observes the sign.
"A song, eh? I think I've got a poem that I could put to song... This is one that Mr. Gamgee taught me..."

"Grey as a mouse
Big as a house
Nose like a snake
I make the earth shake
As I tramp through the grass
Trees crack as I pass
With horns in my mouth
I walk in the south
Flapping big ears
Beyond count of years
I stump round and round
Never lie on the ground
Not even to die
Oliphount am I
Biggest if all
huge, old and tall
if ever you'd met me
you wouldn't forget me
If you never do
You won't think I'm true;
But old oliphaunt am I
And I never lie"

*Bows low and accepts the mug offered to him*
Here Here Faramir!!!! Hail and well met! a drink on the house. Wink Smilie

I hope you enjoy your stay here, please let me know if you require a room.

*gimli scratches his head, wondering how he went into the kitchen with no decorations hung, and returned with an entire tree up, PLUS!!!!*
*scratches his head and wonders how they got the tree through the doorway*

"Those are some very elaborate Christmas decorations you got there..."
ohhhh nice!!!

look at all the sparkly bits!!!!

Elf Smilie Tigger Smilie Christmas Smilie Christmas Tree Smilie Fat Santa Smilie Snowman Smilie Smiling Santa Smilie Christmas Tree Smilie :wavingsanta; Elk Grinning Smilie
Arwen gets into the festive spirit and does a sort of elvish may-pole dance round the Christmas tree with tinsil and twinkley fairy lights.

Ooooooh shiny Super Wow Smilie Her eyes light up like a raven that's spotted the hugest sparkling jewel it's ever seen.
Halo sniggers quietly at the looks of surprise on Gimli and Faramir's faces when they spot the crimbo decorations and then spots her lack of alchohole "Aw poo!...Well I was looking for an excuse to sing anyways..." she hauls herself out of her seat and starts to sing...
"into a dream, I took a turn, and promised to return
the way we were, the way we met, the way I lit your cigarette
the way it trailed, into a stream, and lay down between

you had to choose, a side to lose, and divide yourself in two
the way you were, long before, you were a walkin' civil war
but you forget, where the road goes, and tonite it shows

into your soul, I tried to climb, but found the hole to high
for me to leave, the way I'd learned, and found I couldn't turn
the way the trees, and fallin' rain, remind me in a way

the way you were, the day we met, the way I lit your cigarette
the way it changed, into a strange, Cole Porter phrase
but you forget, how the song goes, and tonite it shows"

Takeing a bow she wanders back to the bar and sits down "Beeeeeeer please Gimli..."
Orc Grinning Smilie
A beer for the lady coming up!

*gimli slides a beer down the bar*

ohhhhh shineyyyyyyyyyyyy
*gimli falls over in sheer excitement*
*Offers his hand in assistance to gimli as he falls off his stool*
Catches beer "Thanx Gimli!" Alcoholic Smilie Halo notices that Gimli's keeled over due to the large amount of shiny christmas stuff no doubt.
"Gimli? You okay? D*mn he's gone into Ferret Shock...someone sing a Spice Girls song, that'll knock him out of it." Somewhere, in a dark corner at the back of the bar someone yells "either that or it'll make him go DEAF!!" a couple of seconds later that person is astonished to find themselfs squashed by yet another christmas tree and a box full of candy canes. Halo blinks "...or we could just force feed him candy canes and egg-nog til her recovers." Orc With Thumbs Up Smilie
*unnoticed, a grinchy-looking Skwerl nips out the back door with all the pressies that until recently were under the tree.*
Star notices all the gifts are gone and raises the alarm....

A thief!!! A grinchy Christmas thief!!!! :sob:

Tigger Smilie
Star suddenlt finds herself buried under a humungus pile of christmas presents. Halo winces "Wups, guess my aims a little off...someone call the fire brigade, or air-sea rescue, or a dwarf!" Halo and a few other people start to dig Star out.
A few miles away, in his seacret squirrel lair, a suspiciously grinchy-looking Skwerl suddenly finda himself being chased by an unstopable, indestructable, 7 foot tall, sword wealding,spiffy-cool spikey armor wearing, random lunatic! (see exibit A if you dare -> http://www.mtgworld.com/picture_gallery/image.php3?src=galleryVI/mc-g reven_big.jpg) Bwahahahahaha! Very Evil Smilie Very Mad Smilie Disturbed Smilie
Meanwhile, back at the Inn Halo slips her fave card back into the strange sub-pocket-alternative-universe where she keeps her many M:TG cards and sniggers evilly to herself, knowing that the Random Lunatic will only stop chasing the grinchy Crimbo thief when he comes back to the Inn and admits to what he's done. Very Evil Smilie Resisting the urge to break into more spontanious evil cackling she goes back to digging Star out from under the new crimbo prezzies "Hey, I've found a hand...oh thank the gods theres an arm attached to it..." Very Big Grin Smilie

(what can I say? I like to see other people haveing a good christmas...even if it means setting spontanious lunatics on grinchy people)

[Edited on 7/12pm02/1984 by Halo_Black]

[Edited on 7/12pm02/1984 by Halo_Black]
After uncovering Star's head, sholders and one of her arms Halo turns to faramir
"Is Gimli awake yet? Tell him if he doesn't recover I'll start singing the Scooby-Doo theme song again!"
Scooby dooby doo, where are you
we got some work to do now
We can count on you, scooby doo
we know you'll catch that vilian

you know we gotta mystery..
something something something
get ready to attack
dont hold back
and scooby doo if you come through
your gonna find yourself a scooby snack

*ok.. thats all i remember by heart*

Yes I think He's awake but may have some temporary seeing and thinking problems for a while. He may need some help getting around as well. But It will just look like he is drunk so there is no problem there. Big Smile Smilie
*In his grinchy Xmas lair, the Skwerl and Commander Greven il-Vec, sit wearing party hats and sharing out the pressies between themselves, whilst smoking big fat cigars and drinking fine Laphroaig single malt.*
We find Grondy, the shy hobbit and erstwhile Elvis impersonator, in his room making a reindeer costume. It has an overhanging central antler--the Grinch's unfaithful best friend and companion having provided him with the idea. As he leaves the room and heads downstairs, we see him hanging a sprig of mistletoe from the antler in hopes that the female frequenters of The Khazad-dumish Inn will get the idea and spare him some Christmas cheer. Elk Grinning Smilie

He enters the common room, orders a pint, selects a table near the roaring fireplace and waits...

While he waits we hear him humming a little ditty, which sounds like:
"Red Alf, 'The Rose' knows rain, Dear!"

*In his grinchy Xmas lair, the Skwerl and Commander Greven il-Vec, sit wearing party hats and sharing out the pressies between themselves, whilst smoking big fat cigars and drinking fine Laphroaig single malt.*

"Ah well, at least they ain't playing strip poker...next time I send something to stoopid to fall under that grinchy skwerl's evil mind-controling powers. A cuttle-fish perhaps..."
Tommie, Totally Unaware of what's going on, enters the bar, slightly drunk, wobbles to the bar and wishes everyone a very me*burp*ry Christmas. Big Smile Smilie
Arwen notices the little hobbit in the reindeer get-up sitting in the corner looking very forlorn with a dried out sprig of mistle-toe hanging from his antler. She smiles sweetly at him and gives him a little peck on the cheek, before nodding at Tommie and saying 'Merry Chritmas all'.
*gimli walks around the Inn wondering where all of his friends have gone. The last thing he remembered was taking a drink out of his normal tankard before Christmas, and now he wakes up well after New Years and his Inn is deserted. He hopes his absence hasn't run away his friends.* Very Sad Smilie
Grondy hauls himself from his corner table to the piano and decides to liven things up with the Jerry Lee Lewis' rendition of

Jumping Flame Smilie 'GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!' Jumping Flame Smilie
Except not being sure if Gimli's old Steinway is up to such stress, Chicken Smilie

He picks out 'Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater'
Fast Asleep Smilie And everybody goes back to hibernating. Fast Asleep Smilie

Sorry Gimli.
Dont worry Grondy, it can handle it... Lets hear Great Balls of Fire Grondy style! Orc Grinning Smilie
LadyofLegolas carefully steps through the low door and looks around. Seeing the sign she smiles and begans to sing in her sweet voice.
"A Elbereth Gilthoniel
siivren penna miriel
o menmel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
o galdhremmin ennorath
Fanuilos, le linnathron
nef aear, si nef aeron"

Then she orders an ale as she does not like beer.
As she is the shy type she prefers to just watch whats going pon, before she voices her opinion. Very good ale though.

[Edited on 22/1/2003 by ladyoflegolas]
ah... bring that plate over here. We can munch in between throws.... besides.. Orc toes are known to help eyesight.. which we may need Big Smile Smilie:
"No problem me laddo lets get this thing on"
Dar grabbed the toes and headed over to Gimli
"Here you go mate get them down ye....your gonna need them hahahah" quibed Dar
"Now just let me prepare myself Gimli"
"Fare enough dar do your thing"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" roared Dar as he ripped off his and then he ran outside and attacked a tree.
"Right then I'm ready" smiled Dar as he walked back in.
Who needs chairs when the floor's just as comfortable? Very Big Grin Smilie

If Aule doesn't come soon, we'll have to pick someone else. I vote Darous. Who's with me here? Na-na-na-na-na Smilie Very Big Grin Smilie
At the sweet sound of ladyoflegolas' voice, Tommie wakes up somewhere in a corner. "Happy New Year!! Oh, it's way past New Year already... Let's have a drink anyway."

God I need an aspirine. Good Morning Smilie No, it's not what you think. Just been to the dentist. Ouch. Disturbed Smilie
Arwen quickly whips up some Elvish style home remedy: a bit of athelas, some herbs and spices, and the secret ingredient - a drop of morphine....

There you go Tommie, that'll cure your toothache in no time! Big Smile Smilie
Gimli nods to the two ladies.....

NEW YEARS?!?!?!?! what did they put in this new batch of malt beer?
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