Thread: The Bilbo/Gollum Riddle Game!
Solve the riddle of the person above you, tell your own, and hope that you get the answer to the riddle right, otherwise the riddle teller eats you (Gollum style).
What has no legs and flies?
(Oh crap you are gonna eat me for sure)
How about an aircraft?
Young, I am tall, Old, I am short. What am I?
How about an aircraft?
Young, I am tall, Old, I am short. What am I?
I was looking for 'a garbage can' or 'dumpster', but your answer also works.
The answer to your riddle is 'a candle'
What is black and white and red (read) all over?
The answer to your riddle is 'a candle'
What is black and white and red (read) all over?
Probably a novel (preferably written by Tolkien)
This herb cures all ailments and injuries.
This herb cures all ailments and injuries.
Time (Thyme) ? Or is that which wouids all heels?
You are correct. Also, we need more people here (and i need more riddles)
Out of the eater came forth meat, out of the strong came forth sweetness
Oh dude, way too easy, the riddle used by Samson on his wedding (In Judges 14:14). Samson killed a lion when it attacked him, later when he walked by it on the side of the road, bees had made a nest in it's flesh and there was honey (which he ate).
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
A Vampyre?
*Chomp!*
Actually it's a stapler, the main clues to this being the fact that it's victims are bloodless and that it is eternally joining in a single bite
Actually it's a stapler, the main clues to this being the fact that it's victims are bloodless and that it is eternally joining in a single bite
That was a good one, but I don't know about that "eternally"; I have often opened staples to add or remove an errant page. 
I suppose, however this is the Awesome Eternal Biting Smaugwillfall Stapler
What has three legs and draws flies?
Smaugwillfall!
.......No, just kidding!
.......No, just kidding!
You know he get's to eat you now gimli.
Anyway, I'm stumped Grondy.
Anyway, I'm stumped Grondy.
A dead amputated cow Pretty lame huh?
lol ya that is lame. Hey, wanna hear a lame joke?
Sure, but post it here Jokes.
Will do, but you have to go read it...
I done do'd it dude.
What is long, green, and can't talk?
What is long, green, and can't talk?
snake?
Yes Arath, though I'd like to think there was a more clever answer, like a sea-sick pencil or belt.
Your turn, unless someone beats you to it.
Your turn, unless someone beats you to it.
THERE ARE 12 CHICKENS ONE OF WITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE 4 CHIMPS 6 SNAKES HOW MANY HEADS ALTOGETHER
Not counting the "witch" I make it 22, unless that one chicken is flopping around like a chicken with its head cut off, meaning there might only be 21. Of course this is mere speculation as I haven't the foggiest and mayhaps the missing commas have some bearing on the solution to the riddle. 
Please don't use all capital letters in the forum as they denote shouting.
Please don't use all capital letters in the forum as they denote shouting. 15 THE REASON THE CHICKENS ABOUT TO DIE IS BECAUSE IT HAS LOST ITS HEAD SNAKES DO NOT HAVE HEADS IT IS PART OF THERE BODY YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ANIMALS HA DE HA HA HA
GUESS WHAT, I JUST USED CAPITALS!
GUESS WHAT, I JUST USED CAPITALS!
Eh! What's that you said, I can't hear you for all the shouting?
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and
the farmer shoots a third of them, how
many crows are left?
the farmer shoots a third of them, how
many crows are left?
None, as crows aren't stupid the other ten flew off before they were shot too.
If a plane crashes exactly on the border between Canada and the United States, in which nation should they bury the survivors?
If a plane crashes exactly on the border between Canada and the United States, in which nation should they bury the survivors?
Whichever nation the survivors live in in the years following the crash.
What you are really saying then is you didn't buy into my trick question because they don't bury survivors.
Your turn
Your turn
How about a classic?
What's in my pocket?
What's in my pocket?
String, knife, handses, a button, subway token, lint, marble, movie ticket stub, an I-pod, the entire cast of WW II, thirteen cents? 
How do you call a monk who fries chips?
A friar?
Absolutely!
Good job.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A school of fish? A Sea Urchin? I don't know. 
Nice guesses, but no.
The correct answer is: a nervous wreck. Alright, that was more of a bad joke, but it got you thinking.
The correct answer is: a nervous wreck. Alright, that was more of a bad joke, but it got you thinking.
Has anyone posted this one - What's purple and conquered the world?
Chicken Pox or Acne!
A one eyed, one horned, Purple People Eater? No wait, it hasn't yet succeeded in doin that, but it is getting close. 
