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Thread: plot for ROTK movie
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Must be me as well then... This is the same site we're talking about in TTT, right? No wonder...
This is the same site we're talking about in TTT, right? No wonder... 
Now here is an interesting twist...a new character to be added to ROTK.r http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html rr*me keeps smelling salts handy for Ross after he reads this 
rr[Edited on 12/1/2003 by Allyssa]
rr[Edited on 12/1/2003 by Allyssa]
Oh that is just too good not to pass on to Ross.
Hey Ross: Read this one!!!!
Allyssa, when I first saw your post I was starting to get very worried... but that has got to be the funniest addition to the plot ever conceived!
ROFLMAOTIPMP
My only problem with it: The name "Jar-Jaromir" is very un-Tolkien. Tolkien would have named him "Jar-Jaramir" in keeping with the naming of "Boromir" and "Faramir" where the second vowel is the same as the first. I finally had to learn this so I wasn't always mis-spelling their names.
My only problem with it: The name "Jar-Jaromir" is very un-Tolkien. Tolkien would have named him "Jar-Jaramir" in keeping with the naming of "Boromir" and "Faramir" where the second vowel is the same as the first. I finally had to learn this so I wasn't always mis-spelling their names.
When I first saw that I thought "Jar-Jaromir?? What kind of name is that?"
We don't need any gungans in ROTK!!
We don't need any gungans in ROTK!!
oh my gosh...LOL... Allyssa, that's hilarious!
Allyssa, that's hilarious!I am wondering about the ROTK plot also, can they fit everything in in 3 hours??
We have, Eowyn meets Faramir, Battle with Shelob, Paths of the Dead, Anduril comes to Aragorn, Aragorn and Arwen's wedding, Mt. Doom, Frodo goes over the Sea, Denethor's death, Theoden's death, Saruman's death, And two major battles!!!
How will they fit it all in??
We have, Eowyn meets Faramir, Battle with Shelob, Paths of the Dead, Anduril comes to Aragorn, Aragorn and Arwen's wedding, Mt. Doom, Frodo goes over the Sea, Denethor's death, Theoden's death, Saruman's death, And two major battles!!!
How will they fit it all in??
PJ will use smoke and mirrors. Plus a lot of time compression, we will see them starting out in one shot, "Well, here we are going to Minas Tirith rideing upon Shaddowfax with Gandalf," and in the next, "So Pippin here we are in Gondor's capitol city. "When I introduce you to the Lord Denethor, keep your trap shut; say nothing about Frodo's mission or Aragorn."
The crooked, straight, and steep stairs will each only have '39 Steps', while the undulating, jagged, and curved stairs will only consist of '12 Steps' each.
Shelob's tunnel will be skipped because we can't see in the dark anyway, so we will go in and come out looking dishoveled and holding Galadriel's star-glass.
I could go on, but why ruin a perfectly good story; I'll leave that up to PJ, after all he is getting paid to do it.
The crooked, straight, and steep stairs will each only have '39 Steps', while the undulating, jagged, and curved stairs will only consist of '12 Steps' each.
Shelob's tunnel will be skipped because we can't see in the dark anyway, so we will go in and come out looking dishoveled and holding Galadriel's star-glass.
I could go on, but why ruin a perfectly good story; I'll leave that up to PJ, after all he is getting paid to do it.
I just hope none of the good parts are left out!
I read somewhere that Elijah Wood said that ROTK might be 3 1/2 hours long, anyone else hear that?
I read somewhere that Elijah Wood said that ROTK might be 3 1/2 hours long, anyone else hear that?
Yeah, I've heard about that too. I don't mind as long as the important parts are in.
That will probably be the length of the extended DVD's being made for we fans. I hope, I hope!
Heh, got a nice new rumour, I like it a lot, they say that Frodo might well get bumped off in Rotk rather than going off and being happy! Hooray! Maybe they'll let Gollum keep the ring as well? *crosses fingers in anticipation*
We don't need any more new deaths. Haldir was enough.
Haldir was enough.I wasn`t expecting Haldir to die. He was a lovely character. I really liked him. (Not as much as Legolas!( Orlando Bloom!!!)He is a great character!! SIGH........)
rotk's plot is the best
