Thread: How Texan Are you?
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Anti-Texan? No thanks, I don't want to be Anti-anybody.
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But I was a Yankee Dog!!!
But I was a Yankee Dog!!!
Alyssa,I say we start an anty-texan club!
You are -
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
ha! yeah!!! Been there twice... cousin lives there... is that cheating????
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
ha! yeah!!! Been there twice... cousin lives there... is that cheating????
I`m as Texan as Val and Grondy and the rest of you who have been kidnapped 
This is of course totally wrong since I live in Norway, but hey! Does it count that I know someone from Texas? 
This is of course totally wrong since I live in Norway, but hey! Does it count that I know someone from Texas? ok,I PRESUME YOU ALL GOT SOMETHING LIKE DIS,HAVEN'T YOU?
You are -
a Yankee Dog!
Don't you come down south 'less you're wearing your iron underpants you Yankee.
You are -
a Yankee Dog!
Don't you come down south 'less you're wearing your iron underpants you Yankee.
Well, I live in Texas but my results were.
I never claimed to be Texan though. I was not born here, I have unfortunately have lived here for tooo many years. The good things that I can say about this state is that I met my husband here and our son was born here.
[Edited on 20/11/2002 by MelliotSandybanks]
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You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
I never claimed to be Texan though. I was not born here, I have unfortunately have lived here for tooo many years. The good things that I can say about this state is that I met my husband here and our son was born here.
[Edited on 20/11/2002 by MelliotSandybanks]
Hehe...very cool. Here's my result:
Cute...but I don't live anywhere near Texas
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You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
Cute...but I don't live anywhere near Texas
Neat site Swampfaye. Here's my result: 
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Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Australia or some other former British penal colony).
I've always lived in Washington (the one to the left of Idaho); however, I have spent a couple hours at the Big D/FW airport, read Molly Ivin's columns, and speak John Waynese (excepting I always liked Gary Cooper's western persona better). Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Australia or some other former British penal colony).
I got
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You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
Wrong on all counts, but maybe I should pay a visit.You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
hehe...I'm Texan...not quite accurate, but whatever. My dad's from Texas, actually...
Texan!!!!!!!!!! even tho ive lived in Pennsylvania my whole life, i always thot i belonged more in the South! 
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You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
You are -
Almost Texan!
You probably live in a state bordering Texas - or maybe Arizona, Nevada and very teny tiny parts of California. Of course, if you are a cowboy from Wyoming - why aren't you eating your biscuits..er... brisuit? Don't panic... There is hope for you - Start watching John Wayne Movies and eating lots of red meat and cook the next five weekends on your barbeque - rain or shine.
Same as you Prog, and I'm even further from Texas than most of you!
Apparently I'm Texan, and I always thought I was fom Guildford, maybe my mother lied...
Can't we just be Not-Pro-Texan? No kidding, nothing against Texans. Nothing against anybody really.
you don't have to be born there to be Texan!!! sheese.... but it does help if you are an Aussie
But I was a Yankee Dog!!! 
I'm Texan!!!
as Texan as Gimli!!!
How oh how did you guys conqueor New Zealand me be totally unaware???
as Texan as Gimli!!!
How oh how did you guys conqueor New Zealand me be totally unaware???
you were on your bike, out chasing the calves around...
That'll be it all right 
so now I know why everytime I eye up a calf or steer I see them in terms of lbs of raw steak...
Off Bike riding today...bike races at the track in town
so now I know why everytime I eye up a calf or steer I see them in terms of lbs of raw steak...
Off Bike riding today...bike races at the track in town 
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You are -
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
You are -
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
I always thought Bury was one of the oldest market towns in England not a penal colony.
I think in Bury we're to stupid to be Texan, we are famous for the guy who invented copper's, black pluddings, Reebok and the guy who invented the torpedo(I find our memorial for this particularily ironic, as a life size model of a torpedo is placed directly in front of a memorial of the life boat society). In parts of Bury (cough Heywood) we're also known for inbreeding, it's a rare thing for your mother to also be your sister and uncle or to have superfluous limbs.
When it asked you about your wedding pressent and it said livestock I thought that meant your spouse
Ooo...
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You are -
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
You are -
Texan!
You are proud - damn proud - and deservedly so. You live in Texas - or you are a natural born Texan who has been kidnapped and taken to some other state (probably Utah, Idaho, Montana or somewhere in the bible belt - or maybe Austrailia or some other former British penal colony).
Yeah! Well, not really, but I'd like to be! I definitely like the Texas attitude and the fact that it's warmer. I like Beef and riding horses and wielding a 6-gun! Yee-Hah!!!
