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I promise not to try to be funny any more, okay?

No, you have every right to endeavor to be funny as the next person, Allyssa. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. I'm always trying, sometimes very. If Prog got more laughs with his version in may only be that we were more tired and thus more giddy when we read it this time. Never, give up Allyssa, you are a beautiful person and should not hide your light beneath a bushel basket, you deserve better.