Thought that would get your attention.
I don’t mind hanging out in Hobbiton, but being a hobbit with a name like mine is rather tedious. I’ve tried disguising myself with a hobbit name but these hobbits do nothing but hang out in taverns discussing who’s related to who to the nth degree, so if you do claim to be related to someone you always get caught out. Still, the beer’s very good – just as well since I don’t have anything in common with them; so I’ve taken to consuming large quantities of ale. For those interested the Floating Log is the place for really serious drinking. Actually, it’s the only pub in the Shire I haven’t been barred from on account of not paying my bar tab. I’m about to get kicked out of the Log due to my extensive tab which means I’ll have to skip town (and the Shire) altogether, and I don’t fancy my chances in the wild the size of a hobbit. Although I hear there’s a good tavern in Bree.
If I went back to being an Elf, I wouldn’t have this problem.
Anyway, does anyone know if the Prancing Pony runs a tab?