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Aule
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Posted Tuesday 30th March 2010 (06:09pm)
Hello and welcome to the forum Frank! Hope you enjoy it here. <img src='/images/smileys/bigsmile.gif' border='0' alt='Big Smile Smilie' />

Aule
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Eldorion
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Posted Wednesday 31st March 2010 (03:47am)
Welcome. I hope your contributions are able to outweigh the impression your ad-filled signature makes. <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' />
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Gandalfs Beard
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Posted Wednesday 31st March 2010 (06:01am)
I smell Spam. <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' /> Spam will be deleted.

[b:2rjnk96i]GB[/b:2rjnk96i]
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Odo Banks
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Posted Wednesday 31st March 2010 (11:57am)
How peculiar! I gather Frank [i:36o1bdim]came[/i:36o1bdim] and Frank [i:36o1bdim]went[/i:36o1bdim]? :? (Perhaps while I was off tilting at windmills?)
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Gandalfs Beard
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Posted Wednesday 31st March 2010 (05:04pm)
"Frank" was a blatant Spammer. He is welcome to return, sans the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... (with apologies to Monty Python).

[b:3tuwdlhu]GB[/b:3tuwdlhu]
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Eldorion
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Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 (01:02am)
What if he brings bacon with his spam? :mrgreen:
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Gandalfs Beard
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Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 (03:53am)
Oh...well if we're talkin' BACON he's in! :lol:

[b:1xzhhvw0]GB[/b:1xzhhvw0]
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Odo Banks
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Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 (11:31pm)
[i:1yak2g08]"Once there was a Cat and Beard
(Yes, indeed, it's as you feared!)
When there was food for the takin',
The silly sods chose crispy bacon,
And, suddenly, fat tums appeared!"[/i:1yak2g08]

From Tolkien: "Embarrassing Poems Found in the Bin."
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Eldorion
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Posted Friday 2nd April 2010 (12:12am)
Fat's not great. But...

IT'S BACON!
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Odo Banks
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Posted Friday 2nd April 2010 (05:43am)
So long as it was't a Talking Pig, lads, then I guess it's all right... Oh but Talking Animals are only NOT silly in Narnia. (Apparently, they're too SILLY to film in The Hobbit Movie <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' /> ) Where was I...? :?
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Eldorion
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Posted Friday 2nd April 2010 (06:40am)
Sometimes when I'm very hungry I think I hear the pigs saying "eat me! eat me!" But I don't trust my mind at times like those. <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' />
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Odo Banks
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Posted Sunday 4th April 2010 (04:10am)
I can't imagine a pig ever saying 'eat me, eat me', Eldo.... Unless, of course, it happened something like this:


HOG: Oh look at you, Eldorion, strutting around Hogwarts thinking any beautiful Lady Pig would go for one such as[i:pik32g6g] you[/i:pik32g6g]! I bet you've never even kissed a beautiful sow before!
ELDO: No, but I could if I wanted to!
HOG: A really ugly one .... well, maybe she'd agree - ...'[muttered undertone] when plied with enough over-ripened slush....[louder again] - but never a [i:pik32g6g]respectable[/i:pik32g6g] beautiful sow, a real Lady among Pigs!
ELDO: I'll have you know, I'm thought very handsome in human terms....
HOG: Yes, in [i:pik32g6g]human[/i:pik32g6g] terms ... what with your handsome button nose and all... but hardly in Piggidy terms! No, there's not a beautiful Lady Pig in this whole sty that would let you even come close to her. And I wouldn't blame her either, what with your shifty, lascivious, hungry eyes, and your humanidy stink!
ELDO: That's crap! I bet I could go up to any beautiful Lady Pig in this sty, right now, and she'd let me kiss her... Right on the snout!
HOG [nervously]: Only if you [i:pik32g6g]forced[/i:pik32g6g] her to...!
ELDO [angrily]: You take that back! That's below the belt!
HOG [defiantly]: Eat me!
ELDO: Okay then - I will!
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Eldorion
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Posted Sunday 4th April 2010 (05:16am)
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lol wut
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Diamond
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Posted Tuesday 20th April 2010 (08:22am)
[quote="Eldorion":32f1bvok]Sometimes when I'm very hungry I think I hear the pigs saying "eat me! eat me!" But I don't trust my mind at times like those. <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' />[/quote:32f1bvok]
You can not eat pigs.
If I were you, i will imagine a big humberger with cucumber and beef steak. Then eat ravenously....hahaha
Hi I'm from Singapore
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Eldorion
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Posted Tuesday 20th April 2010 (03:48pm)
[quote="diamond":26hzznt2]You can not eat pigs.[/quote:26hzznt2]

Sure I can.

Welcome to the forum, by the way! I hope you enjoy your posting here. :mrgreen:
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