Thread: Sentence Game
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...up in a tree, like the Dwarves were when they got captured by the spiders in Mirkwood, until Bilbo came up with a plan to...
use the magic ring to be invisible .but when he was trying to put it on ....
...it got stuck on his fat little sausage-fingers because they were all sticky from...
the meal prepared by Eowyn when she tried to make her delicious ..
....homemade chain-link bonnet that she wore with her.....
...best Sunday Church outfit, complete with ribbons and bells and rhinestones and all sorts of little pretty dainty things that she bought...
.....from the Wise Woman of the Woods who was married to the King Celeborn and also made up powders and potions that.....
...would strip years away from your appearance over night, plus if you act now she'll throw in this free set of...
.....kitchen utinsels comprising a rolling pin, a pancake turner, a slotted spoon, a soup ladle, a large spoon, a large fork, and a multi-textured grader; and if you call within the next ten minutes.....
...they will ship all your merchandise FREE, yes that's right, FREE OF CHARGE, via Gwaihir Overnight Express -- PLUS as an extra added bonus the first 20 people who order will also receive...
.....absolutely free of charge, the first volume of the Encyclopedia Imladrisa along with the other twenty-nine volumes which make up the current edition that is scheduled for revision next year. Should you chose to accept these subsequent volumes you will only be billed the nominal monthly amount of.....
...20 mithril pieces for each volume that you choose to keep, plus 5% sales tax, 5% luxury tax, 5% occupancy tax, 5% school tax, 5% stamp tax, and 5% thumb tacks, all the proceeds of which will be donated to...
....the Witch-King of Angmar who reluctantly receiving the present said.....
....."I've never met a tax I didn't like including: the vat tax, the fat tax, the fax tax, the flat tax, the frat tax, the flex tax, the tract tax, the laugh trax, the race tracks, and the sad sacks, all of which are....."
...difficult to say five times fast, but somehow the king managed to come up with a way to...
...trick someone else into doing it, namely the court jester who repeated that phrase over and over while standing on one leg and juggling two tennis balls, a bowling pin, a flaming torch, and a knife which came from the treasure of...
.....King Azog of Moria who lost his head to Dain Ironfoot during the Battle of Azanulbizar, which resulted in.....
...the origin of the phrase "Don't lose your head over it" and it also caused many dwarves to...
.....rethink exploring the ruins of Khazad-d’m for the foreseeable future, because.....
...they were afraid of water getting down there, which would ruin the resale value, and plus the insurance would be too expensive, it would cost even more than...
.....the redecoration of Erabor, which cost three arms and two legs to wipe out the soot and stench of Smaug. However, due to the foresight of King Dain, his Dwarves had a good insurance policy and the invalids were fitted with.....
shields that were safe as coconuts because the dolphins made the best...
.....lemon custard pies ever to come out of the Ports of Belfalas, where.....
...the maidens danced and the palm trees swayed and all the vacationing families came out to the barbecue on the beach every night, where the main course often was...
.....roast kelp with sea-cucumber relish searved on a bed of fresh seaweed, with a side order of.....
...French fries, German potato salad, Canadian bacon, and English muffins. They would usually eat this...
.....three times a day, except on Sunday, when they were known to.....
.....run around wacking cocunut trees and one person gets.........
.....gets to go shinny up a coconut palm tree and drop the pods on their fellow players'.....
........which hapens to disrupt the wacking so then everyone goes wacking him and..........
.....knocks him from the tree; and he who did that last knocking gets to.....
wear a crown of pure gold but only for an hour since it really belongs to ...
.....a little old lady in Dunharrow who baked cookies (biscuits) for the Rohirrim every sunny afternoon, except when.....
the weather was really bad the crown seemed to fade into...
.....the greyness of her hair like a stone statue in the mist does when viewed with one eye.....
only cought in Mordor where no one had a chance against ....
.....the Nine Ringwraiths, the thousands of Orcs, and the inhospitable country-side, which.....
had been looking dreadful since no one bothered to harvest the latest...
.....crop of thorn berries which grew wild on the southern flanks of.....
....of the white mountains.....
.....where herds of whobeasts roamed freely while cropping grass and looking among the rockery for.....
apples to feed the hobbits since they ate more than...
.....they could find for themselves in the Pincup Apple-Mines, because.....
they often found what they were looking for besides the awful...
.....purple leaks, orange cabbages, and pink pears all of which were combined in a teapot with.....
different herbs that could cure even the most....
.....virulent case of the golly-woggles, otherwise know an three toed foot-rot or.....
ugly mans'wise for those who believed that even the....
.....Trolls get the occasional hangnail, though normally theirs don't hurt quite as much as.....
.....a cricket bat to the groin, to prevent it though they usually wear.....
