But watch it now, the council doesn't like it when we are not using english. They want to make sure we are not saying bad or offensive things. So to avoid bringing upon us the Wrath of Grondy I'll translate the joke (which is a conversation between a Sweed and a Norwegian, or an Norwegain and a Sweed, it depends on who tells it):
-In the USA one person gets runned over every 15min.
-Oh, he must be in a lot of pain.
Norwegians understand Sweedish and Danish quite well (and we have been owned by both), seems to be worse the other way around.. Or so they say.
And as Ross said, Frodo doesn't take Arwens place, he got to go because he was a Ringbearer (and so was Bilbo and Sam). Legolas built his own ship to take him and Gimli.
The question is: if an elf built a boat and brought a dwarf (or hobbit or man), one Galadriel or Elrond or other important persons didn't know, would the non-elf be sendt away from the shores of Valinor, or would the way to Valinor be hidden for them both untill the elf kicked the non-elf out of the boat?