A Silmaril wet and sticky?
Thread: Oh Gimli....!!! (Beware!!! Attempted humorous post inside)
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A Silmaril wet and sticky?
nobody knows, but its wet and sticky and I just rubbed against something hard 
Is this guy/girl bothering you Gimil? It's a guy.. and yes he is, would you mind terribly if you and your fellow Council Member's disposed of him.....
Thanx Allyssa
Thanx Allyssa
stop picking on the silly man. its not him we have to worry about, its all those silly freinds of his
Tis true.. Tis true indeed
I have just emailed Silmarill about the above post. I will delete this thread after 24 hours, unless you would like it left Gimli?
uh... wait wait.. now im not sure who's joking and who isn't... Sil is a friend of mine, it's all in good fun!!
That will teach us wont it Sil.... Sorry bout that Allyssa.. Thank you for looking out for me though!!!! It appears that sarcasm and humor dont always work on here if you dont know the history of people! Sil and I have known each other from another website for about a year or so. Star and Mithril Blade know him as well, we are all friends!
[Edited on 21/9/2002 by gimli_axe_wielder]
That will teach us wont it Sil.... Sorry bout that Allyssa.. Thank you for looking out for me though!!!! It appears that sarcasm and humor dont always work on here if you dont know the history of people! Sil and I have known each other from another website for about a year or so. Star and Mithril Blade know him as well, we are all friends!
[Edited on 21/9/2002 by gimli_axe_wielder]
Our buddy sil was only joking
He meant no harm, he is a really nice person, moderates over at tlotr....
You are joking right!!!!
Okies, you guys. No Probs, as long as it is all in fun, but bear in mind that some others might not realise, and begin to worry that P-T allows this sort of thing to go on.
Perhaps you might like to post a: (just kidding!) or something, so that it is clear to all that it is all in fun.
Perhaps you might like to post a: (just kidding!) or something, so that it is clear to all that it is all in fun.
will do Allyssa.. sorry for the miscommunication..
but, Thank you for looking out for me... It made me glad to see the council members keepin things in check..
but, Thank you for looking out for me... It made me glad to see the council members keepin things in check..
I'll edit my first post!!!! 
Oh...and I'm still gonna stalk the Dwarf!!!!
Oh...and I'm still gonna stalk the Dwarf!!!!
Stalk all you like... but watch yourself.. the dwarf fights back...
Doesn't your beard get in the way???
na.. I use the braids to choke people out.. :P
of course its usually around their waist...
of course its usually around their waist...
disturbing mental images happening here
[Edited on 23/9/2002 by Star-of-Hope]
[Edited on 23/9/2002 by Star-of-Hope]
oh.. wait.. maybe that didn't turn out right...
ROFL!
And yes Ally, it's nice to know that you keep your bow and quiver ready in case any REAL trolls wander our way!
And yes Ally, it's nice to know that you keep your bow and quiver ready in case any REAL trolls wander our way!
*puts bow and arrow away for now.
Hmmmmm.....An inanimate jewel against a dwarf?
*puts money on the dwarf to win.
Just mind what you do with those braids of yours....ROFLMAO!!!!
(best laugh I have had all day - thanks! - I really needed that)
Hmmmmm.....An inanimate jewel against a dwarf?
*puts money on the dwarf to win.
Just mind what you do with those braids of yours....ROFLMAO!!!!
(best laugh I have had all day - thanks! - I really needed that)
By trolls I meant "trollers": Those who make inflamatory posts in order to get a rise out of people.
Allyssa, LOL!!!! I may be an inanimate jewel but you know how dwarves are controlled by their lust for precious stones!!!!! I have control!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for watching out for everyone Allyssa.
Thanks for watching out for everyone Allyssa.
*gimli takes the shiny jewel and puts in in his pocket...*
that oughta solve it...
that oughta solve it...
and ummm just what is the shiny jewel doing in your pocket, gimli?
/me comes out of the shadows and leaves the thread
P.S. Nice to meet you Silmarill... Especially under friendly circumstances.
P.S. Nice to meet you Silmarill... Especially under friendly circumstances.
ackkkkkkkkkkk There was a spy in here!!!!!!!!!!
Where, where?
Great thread this!
LOL!!! A lurking spy!!!
Gimli, what have you been puting in your pockets?? They stink!!!
Gimli, what have you been puting in your pockets?? They stink!!!
um... oh.. little o this, little o that....
Star looks at the jewel...hmmm isn't that the one that belongs in the sky shining hope and encouragement?...takes the jewel and sails the heavens in the vingilot.
shining hope and encouragement?...takes the jewel and sails the heavens in the vingilot.Ok, now let me get this straight. Gimli has Silmarill in his pocket, and we still have not figured out what Silmarill is doing there, and now Star is digging around in Gimli's pocket too. hmmm this it turning into an interesting conversation.
LOL!!! I'm in Gimli's pocket because the dwarf has an insatiable lust for precious stones!!!!!
Ok what the hell happend? 
Star tries to extricate her hand from Gimlis pocket before he notices, just in case he thinks she is a pick pocket. But its stuck, and the silmarilly jewelly thing is stuck in the bottom corner with some old chewing gum....ick
That's not gum.
OMG!!! Then what could it be!!!?? 
I suppose only a dwarf could know!!!
I suppose only a dwarf could know!!!
not gum
now I am frightened. tries harder to extricate her hand, but its stuck and the dwarves pocketsesses are TOO tight.
hey Ax ...not too many people need to know where we are hiding out..ok
now I am frightened. tries harder to extricate her hand, but its stuck and the dwarves pocketsesses are TOO tight.
hey Ax
...not too many people need to know where we are hiding out..ok "What has it got in its pocketses?" 
hehe
I feel much better now, that you ahve explained what the HARD thing was...but whats stuck to it ????
I feel much better now, that you ahve explained what the HARD thing was...but whats stuck to it ????
LOL!!! This thread is getting wierd!!!
I like it!!!
I like it!!!
Quote:
nobody knows, but its wet and sticky and I just rubbed against something hard
*/me coughs hoping someone gets the slight hint* nobody knows, but its wet and sticky and I just rubbed against something hard
Ohhhh... you must be referring to the soft-drink (soda) that I spilled all over Silmarill earlier. Sorry Sil!
*takes Simarill and gives him a thorough wash in dish-washing detergent.
There, is that better? You are really sparkly now.
*takes Simarill and gives him a thorough wash in dish-washing detergent.
There, is that better? You are really sparkly now.
Star breathes again.....
you life savers you
you life savers you
LOL!!!! I don't think I've ever been this clean!!! 
What the hell are you guys doing in my pocket!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
and its not gum... its gummy bear.
and yes ax.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no telll anyone of this place! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
and its not gum... its gummy bear.
and yes ax.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no telll anyone of this place! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Ok, my next question is how would Axordil know that it was not gum in Gimli's pocket? 
Is Ax digging around there too? You mean, that silly dwarf has 4 people digging in his pockets? You must really be one special dwarf Gimli. At least we now know that the dwarf likes gummy bears, and that Allyssa spilled a soda on Silmarill, and that Sil, got to go for a ride in the dishwasher. lol. I guess we are cleaning this up a bit. I will try to be nice and not ask anymore suggestive questions, so that Taz won't get mad at me. 
Is Ax digging around there too? You mean, that silly dwarf has 4 people digging in his pockets? You must really be one special dwarf Gimli. At least we now know that the dwarf likes gummy bears, and that Allyssa spilled a soda on Silmarill, and that Sil, got to go for a ride in the dishwasher. lol. I guess we are cleaning this up a bit. I will try to be nice and not ask anymore suggestive questions, so that Taz won't get mad at me. You're all so wierd!! 
I like it!!!
What was the purpose of this thread again!! Oh yes, to stalk the Dwarf!!!
I like it!!!
What was the purpose of this thread again!! Oh yes, to stalk the Dwarf!!!
Uh, yeah, stalking the dwarf.
And there's just no one I can think of with whom I care to share the existence of this board.
Even myself, beyond a point--that's why I don't come here too often.
And there's just no one I can think of with whom I care to share the existence of this board.
Even myself, beyond a point--that's why I don't come here too often. oh shut up ax! 
So there's a convention in his pocket...
Would anyone care to xplain to me why are you stalking and ennoying the dwarf?(except the dwarf,whose position in this matter I somehow think I know )Thanks.
Would anyone care to xplain to me why are you stalking and ennoying the dwarf?(except the dwarf,whose position in this matter I somehow think I know
)Thanks.
