Thread: Oh Gimli....!!! (Beware!!! Attempted humorous post inside)
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Cos it's fun?
Indeed...
YooHooo....Gimli!!!! Please won't you put on this tracking device I designed and put it on!!!! I need to know where you are at all times!!! It's not too big and will fit nicely into your beard!!!
Come on,guys,leave the poor dwarf alone(...not...)....geez,this might be fun!...I bet that if you climb a ladder you'll get to my kneez .And,Silmaril-that might be hard-what if he chews it off?along with the beard....
.And,Silmaril-that might be hard-what if he chews it off?along with the beard....hey Sil... is it like the one in the movie Running Man??? If I go to far, ie: away from the boards, my head will explode?????
Yes, something like that!! 
It also lets me know where you are at all times!!!
It also lets me know where you are at all times!!!
Still stalking the dwarf are we? There's more than one dwarf on the board now, but the other one hasn't shown his face in here yet. Lucky for him...
pocketsesss lurking has become a sport 
Sillie Marillie what have we done
we have created a monster... a pocketses monster!!!
Sillie Marillie what have we done
we have created a monster... a pocketses monster!!!
cough cough..
AHEM.. silLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY??? where are you?????
AHEM.. silLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY??? where are you?????
has poor Gimly lost his stalker.. That is.. so sad.. 
Here I am!!! 
Sadly, my evil boss has decided that we can no longer surf the net!!!! So I have to sneak on here via modem when I can!!
Don't worry Gimli, once a stalker always a stalker!!!
Sadly, my evil boss has decided that we can no longer surf the net!!!! So I have to sneak on here via modem when I can!!
Don't worry Gimli, once a stalker always a stalker!!!
oh joy....
good to see you anyways.. Who does that boss think he is! making you work... ha.. the nerve of some people!
good to see you anyways.. Who does that boss think he is! making you work... ha.. the nerve of some people!
It's good to see you too! Don't see you around TORC much (not that I'm around much myself!!)
LOL!! Yeah, my boss has his prorities crossed.
LOL!! Yeah, my boss has his prorities crossed.
my boss is cool, he doesn't mind me on the computer.. im on ALL day usually... as long as I stock the shelves, take care of the customers, that sort of thing, he is fine with me playin around on the internet...
and as for torc.. yea, its a love hate relationship.. im in a hate mood at the moment
well, its bed time here, so I will talk to ya later Sil.. good to talk to you again
[Edited on 14/3/2003 by gimli_axe_wielder]
and as for torc.. yea, its a love hate relationship.. im in a hate mood at the moment
well, its bed time here, so I will talk to ya later Sil.. good to talk to you again
[Edited on 14/3/2003 by gimli_axe_wielder]
Uhm.. What's Torc?? 
Gimli you just come to your creator for some help against the silmarill.....I think I can break that jewel open.....I’ll just get F’anor to help me....he will listen I think
[Edited on 6/5/2003 by Aul’]
[Edited on 6/5/2003 by Aul’]
torc is the name of another website whose words I will not utter here.
as for the sil. I bet if we hit him on the head just right, he will split right down the middle
as for the sil. I bet if we hit him on the head just right, he will split right down the middle
Hehehehehe yup.....that is correct.....Aul’ can fix ANYTHING!!!! Just check the name Aul’ = Invention!!!
NUFF SAID!!
[Edited on 19/3/2003 by Aul’]
NUFF SAID!!
[Edited on 19/3/2003 by Aul’]
This incredible thread, is the best I`ve read! Keep it going guys and girls.
Do you know, I`m quite lazy when it comes to reading threads.
If they`re long and boring I don`t read them. If they`re long and interesting, I read them. If they`re short and boring, I read most of it and then give up. If it`s short and interesting, I read it.
I can`t read a thread that loads and loads and loads e.t.c... of people have participated in, unless it`s as interesting as this.
I actually managed to read all three pages of this and didn`t get bored. No affence to anyone. Not that others threads get boring, it`s just this one keeps you laughing.
Well c ya l8tr xx
Do you know, I`m quite lazy when it comes to reading threads.
If they`re long and boring I don`t read them. If they`re long and interesting, I read them. If they`re short and boring, I read most of it and then give up. If it`s short and interesting, I read it.
I can`t read a thread that loads and loads and loads e.t.c... of people have participated in, unless it`s as interesting as this.
I actually managed to read all three pages of this and didn`t get bored. No affence to anyone. Not that others threads get boring, it`s just this one keeps you laughing.
Well c ya l8tr xx
When I checked there were only 2 pages. I don't have a stalker. Not sure if thats a good thiog por bad thing. BTW how many people are in Gimli's pocket now?
I don't have a stalker. Not sure if thats a good thiog por bad thing. BTW how many people are in Gimli's pocket now?
Not me, I don't like deep, dark, dank, damp, dreary, or dull places. 
Hey that’s okey Grondy.....I’ll tell Gollum to slip down his pocket in your place.....he likes does kind of places!
[Edited on 25/3/2003 by Aul’]
.....he likes does kind of places! [Edited on 25/3/2003 by Aul’]
Ladyoflegolas quickly checks her pockets which are empty thankfully.
They are not empty ladyoflegolas! I am there with Silmaril! hahahahaha
Mine are empty so you can`t do anything to mine.
Sheryl minimises her self to the size of a pocketwatch and jumps into LadyofLegolas`s pocket! Hmm..... What`s in here then? Oh look, I`ve just found what looks like....Yuck!! a tissue with guey stuff on it! Oh, no! I`m stuck to it!! Help!!
Sheryl minimises her self to the size of a pocketwatch and jumps into LadyofLegolas`s pocket! Hmm..... What`s in here then? Oh look, I`ve just found what looks like....Yuck!! a tissue with guey stuff on it! Oh, no! I`m stuck to it!! Help!!
Uhm...intresting.
I hope you enjoy PT.
I hope you enjoy PT.
I`ve managed to free myself but I appear to have a green guey substance all over me! Yuck, yuck,yuck, yuck, yuck!!!!!! Sheryl`s learnt her lesson. To not go near tissues that are scrunched up. She still likes to explore in peoples pockets though! What did you find Silmaril and Aule? I hope it wasn`t as gruesome as what I found. No affence.
What did you find Silmaril and Aule? I hope it wasn`t as gruesome as what I found. No affence. *Aul’ comes out of ladyoflegolas' pocket all white in his face......He looks at a surprised Sheryl....draws a deep breath.....and says: "Well spank my *** and call me Charlie, but darned if I may that must’ve been Gothmog and Melkor drinking boose.....I had to handle two drunken masters( ) but now I have put them both in chackles....Angainor is back"*
) but now I have put them both in chackles....Angainor is back"*argggg.. something bit me! damn rabbits....
alright Sil.. it seems I'm becoming your stalker now..
alright Sil.. it seems I'm becoming your stalker now..
Go Gimli it`s ya birthday we`re gonna party like it`s ya birthday,e.t.c.....
The tune of the new song, don`t know what it`s called.
The tune of the new song, don`t know what it`s called.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
Get out of there! You're messing up my make0up bag.
*Aule appears with face covered in cherry lipstick
Get out of there! You're messing up my make0up bag.
*Aule appears with face covered in cherry lipstick
Aule you saucy begger! Can I borrow that cherry lip stick some time, if Aule hasn`t already squashed it.
Can I borrow that cherry lip stick some time, if Aule hasn`t already squashed it. 
Hmmm, you must be a small little feller Aule if you fit in people's pockets!
The cherry lipstick is completley ruined and that was NOT my tissue!!!!! Ladyoflegolas prepares to drop-kick Aule!
Ladyoflegolas prepares to drop-kick Aule!Amari’ has been sitting in a corner eating pop-corn and enjoying the show, but now the bowl is empty so she takes the salty unpopped pop corn from the bowl and throws on the pocket-sized cherry-lipstick-covered Aul’ while giggeling.
*McIron pops head out of Amari’'s pocket, wondering what's going on*
Do you have any more popcorn left? I need only one
It sure is nice in here. Cosy and warm, and apparently a lot more postThreadIDy than other peoples pockets..
Thirsty anyone? *serves tea*
Do you have any more popcorn left? I need only one
It sure is nice in here. Cosy and warm, and apparently a lot more postThreadIDy than other peoples pockets..
Thirsty anyone? *serves tea*
*Gives GrevBukMcJern a nice big popcorn that miraculusly has survived*
Hi there, sleep well? Look it's a freak show, ain't it fun?
Grev Buk McJern is my favorite name from Don Rosas family tree btw!
Hi there, sleep well? Look it's a freak show, ain't it fun?
Grev Buk McJern is my favorite name from Don Rosas family tree btw!
No thanks, I don`t like tea. Yuck!!! Sheryl takes one of the pieces of popcorn off of Aule, eats it and says, "Yum, nothing like a bit of cherry flavour to top it off!"
Right, tea is nasty, much better to have Mountain Dew! Did I hear someone say popcorn???
*Sheryl dives in and swims around eating her way out...* Thank you, that was some lovely pop corn....
Mountain Dew??HUH??
Thank you, that was some lovely pop corn.... Mountain Dew??HUH??
/me holds up a big bowl of newly poped popcorn. "Here, dig in."
Mountain Dew is a very nice fizzy drink, Eru knows what's in it though.
Who is Eru? Everyone seems to know who Eru is except for me!
The creator, made all of Middle Earth and everything else you care to mention.
Eru = Il’vatar = The one God of Tolkiens world.
ok.. where is he...
SILLLLLLLLLLL
SILLLLLLLLLLL
You called!!! 
Star!!!!! *smooooooooches* 
You're right, we've created a monster!!!
Star!!!!! *smooooooooches*
You're right, we've created a monster!!!
Typical.. he's always hiding somewhere..... not a very good stalker you know..
If you only knew!!!
You might not see me, but I can always see you!!!
You might not see me, but I can always see you!!!
Gimli, I'm afraid I haven't been a very good stalker lately!!
