) haha jk i love that book thoughThread: schemes to take over the world
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haha the guide is so right (not u, the guide ) haha jk i love that book though
) haha jk i love that book thoughI would make a clone of every ugly person in the world, and once i did that, i would make all the really shallow people marry the really ugly people, and give the shallow people a gun with one bullet telling them to kill themselves or their spouse, and then just kill off whoever doesnt get killed :S but i wouldnt kill them, i would send my evil bregade of snails to do my dirty work.
hmm...Snails and Ugly People...dont know if that would work...there might be to many problems...:
1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side
My scheme on the other hand would be to take all of the Tolkienites and have them "educate" everyone until their heads blow and they have to follow the way of Tolkien...
1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side
My scheme on the other hand would be to take all of the Tolkienites and have them "educate" everyone until their heads blow and they have to follow the way of Tolkien...
u mean ringies right? lol
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1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side
Yes you can, you just should not or must not as it is very unethical in the opinions of most people be they humble or otherwise. 1. Snails are EXTREMELY slow
2. You cant clone people
3. Snails cant hold weapons...so they couldnt kill people
4. Killing everyone would leave you with no one to rule over with your evil renegade snails at your right-hand side
didnt John paul the ummm the last pope say that clones dont have souls?
dunno.
not fair!!!!! 
could I have the recipe??
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one problem, my cookies r better than urs!
one problem, my cookies r better than urs!
not fair!!!!! could I have the recipe??
I'd teach u but id have to charge!
[sorry for that short post, but I've got nothing more to say.]
say we tweak this thread a bit. instead of giving a plan to take over the world, u give the next person the materials they have to use.
ex. Elrose: dust bunnies
Gildor-inglorion: first ill put them in the white house so the cleaners there will have to sweep them, they wont get all of them so some will still be there....and they'll be ingected w/ something that makes the president and other american politicians follow me! then we go for England's Parliment and then the rest of the countries governments in alphabetical order!
(now Gildor gives one for the next)
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ex. Elrose: dust bunnies
Gildor-inglorion: first ill put them in the white house so the cleaners there will have to sweep them, they wont get all of them so some will still be there....and they'll be ingected w/ something that makes the president and other american politicians follow me! then we go for England's Parliment and then the rest of the countries governments in alphabetical order!
(now Gildor gives one for the next)
answering machines
