Well like a lot of people, there’s probably many things I have done out of sheer boredom that ended up being funny that I can’t mention here, but when I was 13, one summer my friends and I were totally bored, and for some stupid reason, we decided to play a game of chicken with some very sharp throwing darts (do not try this at home kids). We would throw them as close as we could to each other’s feet to see who would flinch first, and it was all fun and games for about a half hour until my friend Scott hurled a dart that plunked my friend Sam in the leg. The dart stuck in Sam’s leg pretty good, and he got a little upset, but after removing the dart, and applying some ice, and a band-aid, we were all laughing about it 15 minutes later. Needless to say, that was the end of that game!
About 6 months later (with a lot of the same culprits who had been present for the dart-throwing incident) it was wintertime (I lived in Ct. briefly for a couple of years, because my Dad had taken a job transfer/promotion) and about 8 or 9 of us were hiding in this grove of trees by the place we would wait for the school bus during the week, and we were each taking turns one at a time hurling snowballs at passing cars (again don’t try this at home kids). The problem was you couldn’t really see what kind of car it was until the vehicle was basically right there. Anyway, it came to be my turn, and I had a hard packed slush ball at the ready. I heard the vehicle approaching, and I let my slush ball rip with everything I had. No sooner did my slush ball leave my hand, when I realized it was a cop car, and the policeman driving the vehicle had his window partially down, and my slush ball hit him dead square on the side of his face!
Needless to say, the policeman didn’t find this very amusing. He screeched on his brakes, and came after us, and our whole gang came running out of the trees this way and that, but we were too fast for him. There were too many of us, and we knew those woods like the back of our hands. I actually ended up being the only one cut off from the rest of the group, but the cop chased the main scattering at first, buying me just enough time to jump over a stone wall, and hide under a bush on some farmer’s property. When the cop couldn’t catch my other buddies, he drove his car, and parked and got out of his car about 3 feet from where I was on the other side of the stone wall. He was literally right next to me, and I was scared as heck, but he couldn’t see me because of the wall, and the bush I was under. He stood there for about 5 minutes, and I swear I did not even breathe. Finally he saw some of my other buddies running for daylight on the other side of the road, and he chased after them.
I then decided it was now or never, and I bolted like Shadowfax my friends! I cut through this farmer’s property, and the farmer actually saw me because he had been aroused by the commotion. I then had to quickly explain to the farmer what had happened, and he laughed, and let me cut through his property which led to the back woods that would bring me safely under cover to my home. It was about a mile from his farm to my house, and I ran for my life.
When I finally got home, I burst through the door, and my Mom asked me what happened, and said I looked pale as a ghost. Of course I tried to play it off, and said nothing, but Mom knew something was up. I then said I was going upstairs to take a bath, and no sooner did I get out of the bath, there came a knock at the door, and my heart sank, because I knew what that knock meant. Turns out that all but one of us got away, and the one kid that got caught (his name was Jamie, and he was a few years younger than us, so he was super scared) ratted us all out. Plus he specifically gave the cop my name, and told him I had been the one who hit him in the face with a slush ball, and where I lived. I got a pretty good tongue lashing from the cop, and I had to apologize, and I think I even got grounded for a couple of days, but my parents were laughing about it that night. It wasn’t so funny when I was running for my life, but my whole family still laughs about that to this day, and every once in a while, someone in my family will bring up the story, and say, remember that time you hit that cop in the face with a slush ball?