Hello, my name is Ar-edain37, and my problem is that I don't have a problem with my problem. What you are about to witness may shock you.

This one time I was rooting through my neighbor's trash.....and then he coaght me and dragged me inside. There was this machine with a screen that said "Egg salad on Tuesdays". And then, when I woke up, I was in a bathtub full of ice and one of my kidneys was gone.

Please feel free to comment on that.

(Grondy decided to change one word.) So I changed the entire ending.

Apparently someone escaped out of the "Psychos Anonymous" thread.

What is the topic of this thread? It seems like something that should've been posted at the 'Psychos anonymous' one, instead.

Because one is more than enough? Oh, and the opposite of wireless would be wired.

Grondy's right, we have to stand up to the gerbils under my friend's bed and show them that they may be able to conquer Mexico but they will never take our soup! Now bring me my burrito or the else my hunger will cause snowstorms in Siberia! That's why we need this thread! Because crystal caves is basically gone from the sight, and I don't like posting in threads whose creators are missing in the middle of the luci desi comedy hour which I never watch anyway, Andy Griffith for president or Charlie Daniels, I know...... they can build custom choppers. Whoever's chopper can fly closer to the moon wins the presidancy. I've invented a new system of government! Im gonna proclaim my basement a seperate country. The Confederate Basement of America! Soon every basement in the South will ally with me and we'll control all of Canadialand! All we need is five hundred pounds of instant biscotti mix! (Canada doesn't exist) That'll show those Carthaginians who wears the trousers in this nation! The president of the CBA, which probably stands for something else! But I overule that! I win! I am the new President of the Confederate Basement/s of America. Maybe one day will control the entire South! and Colorado! Break out the spiced spam, where gonna ride again mortals! Those yankees won't even know that we left...until the economy drops. Then they'll beg us to come back! And we'll colonize the moon, then leave and let other people go their. Solve world hunger and starve the entire Town of Europeishnat! Thanks to Grondy my opening story aint a true story any more! Then I'll make new england pay tribute to me conquer the western U.S. and Hawaii, free Scotland and form an alliance with them, get Irelnd to join the Confederacy, and we can form a super nation once we combine New Zealand and Australia to our empire. I shall call it the United States of Confederacy! I will rule as a democracy with an iron fist! And force sheep to be made of iron!

Yes, it's supposed to look "mad".

It's not supposed to look "mad" by not having proper paragraphing, spacing, capatilization, or grammar, I was just in a hurry and didn't wan't to bother with it. That and it was an obnoxious rant and I think all that is fine for one, long paragraph. Even though it probably needs to be at least three paragraphs, but it aint monotonous!

I think Loni's right! All the numbers, especially important ones, should be on the phone itself! You would think, with all the problems in society today, that the telephone would have evolved a bit more to help people in emergency cases. It doesn't make sense! After all that's happened in the world, it would only make sense for people to make changes to phones. Sure, cell phones come in handy, but their service isn't usually good. And we don't always have acess to phones when cars break down; people aren't always nice enough to let people use their phone. Phones could be the downfall of society!! You never know...

You forget, though I am currently residing in New Zealand I AM A POM THROUGH AND THROUGH!!!! I was born there, and I shall go there again!!!! As soon as I leave school and go to uni in Pommyland. Oxford, hopefully. So WABWABWABWAB!!! I laugh.

I didn't know the Aussies had 000. I thought they had 111 just like us. HAHA 111 IS JUST AS EASY TO REMEMBER!!!

Phones the downfall of our sciety? No, it is chewing gum.

Loni - don't forget in the UK it's 999 for the emergency services

I think it should be standard around the world - sorry what was the beginning of the tread

I KNOW it's 999 for the pommy services. But 111 is better. It's like NUMBER ONE!!!! For Number One Emergency SErvices, call the New Zealand Emergency Centre!!!! And besides, if all telephones had a million hundred numbers on them, it would be easier to fit them all up to 111 rather than 999. For 999 you'd have to take the lift down into the cellar when the phone ends on 999. But for 111 you'd only have to take one floor down. SO THERE!!!!

Pom?Pommyland?Trout eating beans out of a shoe? What's a pom? Australia and New Zealand are both great countries. My list of favorite countries: USA/CSA,(Where i'm from) Ireland,(Where I tell people i'm from and would be my second or first pick to be from) Scotland(Another place I would not mind being from. My ancestors come mainly from there and Ireland. And yes, I know it's part of the UK!)Australia(Where one of my friends was born, even though his parents are both American and he lives in the same town as me in America) New Zealand (This one is tied with Australia, where LOTR was filmed and the place I might go to if the next election turns ill. By the way, yall don't know nothin' about it if i go to NZ if the next election is not to my liking. OK?)

I think 000 should be the emergency phone number for the entire world. Even though, when it comes from me, it just sounds like another US resident trying to Americanize the world. Well...It aint! It just makes sense!

As I said before I think the number should be the same world-wise but can you imagine the govenments getting together to decide which number to use

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that meeting

Maybe pt should form its own political party. The Get a Worldwide Emergency Phone Number Party, we could take over the world. One phone book at a time................... (Oh, right no political discussion on pt. Well, this is just for fun, and I think everyone has agreed on it so far. Its more like a suggestion than a political view anyway. How could this possibly offend someone?)

I did not mean to insult any countries left off my list. I respect the right of all countries to exist (Unlike the Union in the 1860s!) except one or two who have bad government leaders and are a thorn in the listed, and other good/decent, countries side. But, to prevent another suspension from pt, I will not name these countries. Even thought I don't think anybody on the site is from them.

Just to add to the whole emergency services number debate, the number 112 is used Europe-wide (inc. UK). I know it's not the whole world, but it's a start.

Wow...really? (It seems as if you DO know everything, Virumor)

But I was still right, and AIDs was all part of their complex scheme. Why do you think gas prices keep going up? It's because the monkeys are using it as funding so they can arm their soliders. They even had Osama working for them. Of course, that was a diversion, to lull us into a false sense of security. And the earthquake over in Indonesia? That earthquake originated from their weapons testing and development facilities. They're working on an even BIGGER atomic bomb, maybe even working on MAD, the perfect acronym. That's from the movie "The Core". Basically it's a high powered thing-a-ma-bob that can send concentrated earthquakes anywhere upon the earth. And as soon as the monkeys get to their safe houses in Australia, they will attack.

In The Core, they test the earthquake generator and it ... oh wait, that'd be giving the movie away. Well, basically, the monkeys will develope a flawless one, and will be ready for world domination. They're in league with the cockroaches, and their next move will be to force a citizen of Australia to teach them how to use a gun, and take over Australia. Thus their world conquest will be put into motion, while they have the evil Dutch leprechauns (No offense to the Dutch) run people over and stuff. Did you know 50% of car accidents are caused by Dutch leprechauns?

And then the UMOTE will rule the world and put PEOPLE in zoos.

Yes I have put a lot of thought into this.

I will be adding to this theory later on.

I'm sorry guys, but I've just talked to the leader of UMOTE and he is shocked about your theories. He whispered to me that the real villains are the members of the PU (Porcupine Union) - he's been watching them for months now. Watch out, they're among us... maybe your neighbour is one of them... or your evil little brother...

*runs*

something terrible must have taken hold of me... I'm singing most awful tv-spot-melodies out aloud. Get into your dugouts and prepare for the worst... though I don't quite know what that might be... maybe hearing me singing on the radio?

*Shakes Head*


This is pure maddness

BANG

*arghhh*

and I wanted to prevent this...

I failed *crysis*

that's definitely too much for my poor old little brain...



but just try it, good luck!!

And there goes another

I guess that's the reason why my imagination boggles.

and a head goes flying strait at ithil to knock her out.
( i am correct you are a her right?) HEHEHEHEHE that was fun now whos next.