if you could would you change you new age life for the life of a dwarf pub patron?
Thread: who would become a dwarf??
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Sometimes I daydream of transporting myslef to the Third Age and becoming a Dwarf. I don't know about being a pub patron, but a warrior like Gimli...why not 
Yup, Dwarves are cool. At least they can get on a rollercoaster for free.
Unless they fail the height test and then they get to hold everyone's coats.
And Dwarves make terrible basketball players; though I suppose this is just stereotyping and maybe there have been a few who have made the grade in the NBA. They would be able to dribble rings around those tall giants who couldn't reach low enough to take the ball away. Still, they would have to pass the ball off, for I don't see them having a very high success rate at making lay-ups, jump-shots, and slam dunks; and even free throws would be more difficult for these height-challenged players.
ah yes true true, but you must respect them for trying im no dwarf but im not very tall i resemble more of a slim hobbit. 
but you know its all good. 3 days till i go back home. i cant waite to see the dumb look on my stupid niebors faces when i start speaking a differnt language to them o the fun of liveing around the world.
but you know its all good. 3 days till i go back home. i cant waite to see the dumb look on my stupid niebors faces when i start speaking a differnt language to them o the fun of liveing around the world.
Dwarves are definately COOL. Imagine, you could shave yourself and then pretend to be a seven-year-old child. Then it's not just free rollercoaster rides we're talking about! Children's innocence can get you out of a lotta tight spots these days... 
and of course, your small structure and sturdy build would make you an ideal FBI agent (after you shed all those clumsy axes and armor, of course) 
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and of course, your small structure and sturdy build would make you an ideal FBI agent (after you shed all those clumsy axes and armor, of course) .
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(after you shed all those clumsy axes and armor, of course).
(after you shed all those clumsy axes and armor, of course).
Absolutely not. This is the worst thing a dwarf could do.
But if you were a dwarf you could imitate the dwarf in that movie, little man or liitle something. that would be nice.....and fun. 
I think I'd just stick to being an elf thank-you very much... 
Being a Dwarf.... thats an odd thought, but I probably would do it. I would have plenty of experience, seeing as I am short for my age. It would be an experience to play basketball, though... 
i am little shorter according to my age so i like to be a Dwarf its not bad!! 
That's great!! I think we will soon have another member in our community! **gives you (samadhi) an axe as a token of appreciation**
oh thanks thorin,
i think first i have to earn some mithrils because still i have got 332.
but to change the location i am to earn 400 it i could i will change
i think first i have to earn some mithrils because still i have got 332.
but to change the location i am to earn 400 it i could i will change
That's great! 
But don't spend all your mithril at once or you'll not have enough to send private messages (PM). They cost 2 pieces of mithril I think. And hobbits also are not bad considering that we dwarves are taller than you! 
But don't spend all your mithril at once or you'll not have enough to send private messages (PM). They cost 2 pieces of mithril I think. And hobbits also are not bad considering that we dwarves are taller than you! yeah you'll are taller but its just little and
i think if there a hobbit who is taller according to the others would be taller as Dwarfs
it can be. it's nice to see
i think if there a hobbit who is taller according to the others would be taller as Dwarfs
it can be. it's nice to see
Well you can still be as tall as we are but you won't match us in strength!! 
We are the strongest!!!
We are the strongest!!!
But of course some people have most tongue-muscles, like we from Bergen!
tongue-muscles, like we from Bergen!
Amen brother Raf 
Ahh, but Hobbits may not be as strong but they could quite easily sneak behind you without a sound and soon bang you on the head with a saucepan and where would you be then?
Led on the ground with egg on your face... (I mean literally and figuratively, depending on what was in the saucepan )
I probably would only choose to be a dwarf so I could see what would happen when I finally was laid to rest... I would be able to see what plans Eru would have for the 'Children of Aul’'... But other than that, a dwarf's life isn't what I would choose... I'd say Hobbit more than Dwarf... Laid back with Old Toby, sucking in the Shire, as well as Old Toby
Ahh, but Hobbits may not be as strong but they could quite easily sneak behind you without a sound and soon bang you on the head with a saucepan and where would you be then?
Led on the ground with egg on your face... (I mean literally and figuratively, depending on what was in the saucepan
)I probably would only choose to be a dwarf so I could see what would happen when I finally was laid to rest... I would be able to see what plans Eru would have for the 'Children of Aul’'... But other than that, a dwarf's life isn't what I would choose... I'd say Hobbit more than Dwarf... Laid back with Old Toby, sucking in the Shire, as well as Old Toby
will say Dwarfs have strength than the Hobbits and loss is right
Hobbits easily can sneak behind without a sound and strength hobbits could have, so i think hobbits are better than Dwarfs.
Hobbits easily can sneak behind without a sound and strength hobbits could have, so i think hobbits are better than Dwarfs.
Unfortunately your pan will not have much effect as you have forgotten then ton of armour we usually wear 
So as soon as yo hit us with your pan our axes will be out and then my friends run for your life!
And hobbits will never match Dwarves in strength! Never!
So as soon as yo hit us with your pan our axes will be out and then my friends run for your life!And hobbits will never match Dwarves in strength! Never!
OK then will see Dwarfs vs Hobbits. i think we better to do a game. if not this won't stop.
do you think that this is a good idea? thorin?
do you think that this is a good idea? thorin?
Yeah provided you can find a game for this!
You Know Samadhi since you've gone here things have become lively again everywhere in the forums. Keep up the good work!
I Know that when I will sign in there'll be some question to answers, some jokes with you or just some casual chat!
You Know Samadhi since you've gone here things have become lively again everywhere in the forums. Keep up the good work!
I Know that when I will sign in there'll be some question to answers, some jokes with you or just some casual chat! Oh thanks!!
OK then this is time to you to make a game.(Dwarfs vs Hobbits)
OK then this is time to you to make a game.(Dwarfs vs Hobbits)
oh thorin ( who's next ) game question is by me to you?
hope that quiz is great?
hope that quiz is great?
Yeah. We have few hobbits here which I find surprising! Then it's also true that most new members are Elves, then there are a few dwarves (grondy and myself for instance) and some surviving Nazgul (Loss - don't know how he survived ) haunting the place. I think you and Loss are the only one representing your race. When Lord of All was here we had another Nazgul but he seems to have disappeared!
) haunting the place. I think you and Loss are the only one representing your race. When Lord of All was here we had another Nazgul but he seems to have disappeared!OK now you have to decide a game?
Ok, give me some time to think. Once I think of a good once I'll notify you!
Hey are there any other hobbits in PT? i don't no them. actually i haven't been with them.i know that here is not a place to talk about that.
i am asking because here you see a conversation Dwarfs vs Hobbits. i think this is a good time to show are Strength HOBBITS!!
i am asking because here you see a conversation Dwarfs vs Hobbits. i think this is a good time to show are Strength HOBBITS!!
Unfortunatly, my friend, it is the dwarves who currently rule now! The bobbits are a disappearing race!
Bobbits ARE dissapearing Thorin... Well said...
http://www.bobbitsforkids.com/
At least the few remaining are helping the kiddies...
http://www.bobbitsforkids.com/
At least the few remaining are helping the kiddies...
I said Hobbits loss not Bobbits! And I'm still waiting for you to say that I am right when I said dwarves are currently ruling.
*removes and fingers axe*
And I'm still waiting for you to say that I am right when I said dwarves are currently ruling.*removes and fingers axe*
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The bobbits are a disappearing race!
The bobbits are a disappearing race!
Case... Closed...
Bobbits are a disgrace. Is is rumoured that they are a cross breed of dwarves and hobbits. It is said that a She-Bolger had once snared a poor dwarf with her arts and thus created that little known Bobbits race.
Yeah you are right Thorin,Dwarfs are currently ruling and Hobbits are going to Rule in one day. not TOOOOOOO far
Finally someone sensible. Feel the Dwarvish power all of you. Unfortunatly I can't see the day you are talking about samadhi!
Well it can be Tomorrow even in that day Dwarfs they won't be able to be here.We HOBBITS are going to rule this with all are powers,you would think that Dwarfs are strong than the hobbits,but that's only for today,tomorrow we will banish Dwarfs and we would be strong enough as Dwarfs,no one will believe,we are going to fight Men,Elves are in our side and i want to know that
Loss are you in our side or Thorin's side. that's important! and please Thorin can you say that how many hobbits are here? I am waiting for that day and i know that Thorin haven't got words to say ha ha hah and thoring's face will be like this 
i will be like this Good work Hobbits!!!
Loss are you in our side or Thorin's side. that's important!
and please Thorin can you say that how many hobbits are here? I am waiting for that day and i know that Thorin haven't got words to say ha ha hah and thoring's face will be like this i will be like this Good work Hobbits!!! Unfortunatly you are the only hobbit i know. As for dwarves there is Me, Grondy, Gimliman, Stonehelm and some others. Loss is a Nazgul and can't be trusted as he wants to rule ME so he's on his own side!
Oh you know what they say about hobbits. They are good at hiding and can move veeery quiet. Better check under your bed and in your axe cabinet before you go to bed, Thorin. You never know where they might turn up.
Well said Ama. I'll check my mithril hideout too. You're lucky as you're eagled eye and can see these little beings moving about. And I also don't think that any of them will wish to visit your eyrie so you're quite safe.
and can see these little beings moving about. And I also don't think that any of them will wish to visit your eyrie so you're quite safe.oh Hobbits what happened to them.POOR HOBBITS.
today we didn't banish Dwarfs it means Dwarfs are Strong ENOUGH.what to do ???.we are to let them rule here.
today we didn't banish Dwarfs it means Dwarfs are Strong ENOUGH.what to do ???.we are to let them rule here.
Yes!! Unfortunately you hobbits are no match for our great legions from Khazad Dum; the Glittering Caves, Erebor or the Blue Mountains.
But take heart you can certainly eat more than us!
Unfortunately you hobbits are no match for our great legions from Khazad Dum; the Glittering Caves, Erebor or the Blue Mountains.But take heart you can certainly eat more than us!
are you going to banish us?? oh please think about us how many times we have helped you.
please don't banish us. we are poor little Hobbits!!
please don't banish us. we are poor little Hobbits!!
Nah, don't worry we will not banish you. If we do that the professor will haunt us for banishing his beloved creatures.
ha it means we can't say that Dwarfs are ruling here. ha ha haha that's great
that's greatYou didn't understand me. We do rule here but we do not banish anyone.
I have a beard, I assume Thorin has a beard, does Samadhi have a beard?
"I gots a beard; you gots a beard; all Aule's chillin's gots beards!"
"I gots a beard; you gots a beard; all Aule's chillin's gots beards!"
well i think so ! a Dwarf need beard.if it is not i don't think the appearance would be like a Dwarf.
a Dwarf need beard.if it is not i don't think the appearance would be like a Dwarf. 
A Dwarf without a beard would be a gnome.
Unfortunately Vir the new Gnome models currently in use have beards.
ohhhhh I am saying that i have got a beard somehow sadly now Samadhi have got a beard. nothing to do !!! and now i am a real Dwarf
somehow sadly now Samadhi have got a beard. nothing to do !!! and now i am a real Dwarf 
