"Life's like a can of tuna. We're all looking for the key." Unknown postAuthorID
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"Life's like a can of tuna. We're all looking for the key." Unknown postAuthorID
If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.......(unknown)
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. You won't get anywhere and it annoys the pig.
- Unknown Never try and teach a pig to sing. You won't get anywhere and it annoys the pig.
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
--Charles M Schulz
Though I suppose that's really not so useful to you all in Australia...haha...
and another from Charlie Brown
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"
--Charles M Schulz
Though I suppose that's really not so useful to you all in Australia...haha...
and another from Charlie Brown
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"
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I don't run away! I strategically maneuver!
I don't run away! I strategically maneuver!
--Rygel XVI
"I don't know what you're all talking about, but it sure doesn't make sense to me!" Me talking to you most of the time.
Yes, Ally...I love that! That'd make a great siggy!
[Edited on 11/29/2002 by ProgHead777]
[Edited on 11/29/2002 by ProgHead777]
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If you don't like supermarket Music, then make Supermarket music
If you don't like supermarket Music, then make Supermarket music
The Residents
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Einstein
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I die." Oscar Wilde's last words
"Life's like spaghetti. It's a mess, but it's oh so great." H’gar (you know, the little cartoon fellah)
"I can resist anything, except temptation." Oscar Wilde
"If love is blind, how will it ever find me?" Unknown
"Press any key to continue... Where's the any key?!?" Homer Simpson
"We used to listen to the Doors. Nowadays we have Windows." Unknown
"Building a fence around a cemetary is ridiculous: the people that are inside, cannot get out, and the people that are outside do not want to get in." A. Brisbane
Hey folks, check this out (thought a little advertising here would fit in):
http://www.herbalquotes.org/
Taz has done it again! Great site with great quotes on it! I'll send you some more really great ones, Taz. I've been through the ones on your site, and I know some more which aren't on there. And I think they're really good. Wonderful site!!!
[Edited on 22/11/2002 by TomBombadillo]
http://www.herbalquotes.org/
Taz has done it again! Great site with great quotes on it! I'll send you some more really great ones, Taz. I've been through the ones on your site, and I know some more which aren't on there. And I think they're really good.
Wonderful site!!![Edited on 22/11/2002 by TomBombadillo]
I thought I'd put this one up but I can't find it, so here it is.
"If you don't want to know, don't ask." Me
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, even if Mr Murphy is out." (Mrs Murphy's law)
and
Those are good ones, Dernhelm!
Law on sex on TV: "There's nothing wrong with sex on TV, just as long as you haven't accidentally just left the room."
"No feeling is as bad as feeling sleepy when you're not in bed and you can't go to bed either." (Blimey I forgot who said this)
Oh really???? It is a rather Rossey thing to say!!
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A squid eating Dough in a polythene bag is fast and bulbous, get me?
A squid eating Dough in a polythene bag is fast and bulbous, get me?
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Don "Captain Beefheart" Van Vliet
Don "Captain Beefheart" Van Vliet
I like this one:
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We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
That's a really nice one Ringfacwen!
Don't know if I've posted this one already, too lazy to check:
"Life's too short to play chess." Henry James Byron
Don't know if I've posted this one already, too lazy to check:
"Life's too short to play chess." Henry James Byron
Ringfacwen: Those are really neat quotations. 
Who said them, do you know? If you do, could you please share them with us?
Who said them, do you know? If you do, could you please share them with us?
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Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory doesn't understand it.--Niels Bohr,1927
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory doesn't understand it.--Niels Bohr,1927
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Nobody understands quantum theory.-- Richard Feynman, 1967
Nobody understands quantum theory.-- Richard Feynman, 1967
"If you don't want to know, don't ask." Me
I don't know who said this but here goes:
"Boredom is the playground for the unimaginative"
And my favourite one of all:
"The same thing we do every night Pinky - try to take over the world!" - Brain
"Boredom is the playground for the unimaginative"
And my favourite one of all:
"The same thing we do every night Pinky - try to take over the world!" - Brain
Here is one I like:
"Like thousands of soldiers on thousands of battlefields, I await the dawn." Star Trek Nemesis
(I thing that is it, it may have been 'I wait for dawn'. Not sure which now.)
Oh, btw, I am not telling which character said that, you have to see the movie to find out.
"Like thousands of soldiers on thousands of battlefields, I await the dawn." Star Trek Nemesis
(I thing that is it, it may have been 'I wait for dawn'. Not sure which now.)
Oh, btw, I am not telling which character said that, you have to see the movie to find out.
There are only two ways to handle a woman, unfortunately neither of them work. - Will Rogers (maybe?)
I do wish you would stop playing with knives Brutus! Julius Ceasar
[Edited on 20/12/2002 by Ross]
[Edited on 20/12/2002 by Ross]
Killing under the cloak of war is still murder Albert Einstien
Hey Bert! Ernie from sesame street
You cant polish a turd! the old guy whos sells them a car in the film Christine
"And suddenly tree's came from no-where" - Mitchall Raymond
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Okay, so Mitch isn't famouse...but he should be! Nobody can draw a vast, roaming army of Ferrets that go "EEP!" better than he can!
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Okay, so Mitch isn't famouse...but he should be! Nobody can draw a vast, roaming army of Ferrets that go "EEP!" better than he can!
Give freely, but give of your own! Hurin
Watch what you're doing with that arrow you'le have someones eye out! King Harold
Women are like a rubix cube, you get one one side all postThreadIDy, only to find out you have completely messed up all the other sides! Jeff Green
Is that another way of increasing your number of posts? 
"And soon everything that was once green and good in this world will be gone." Merry in TTT.
(not sure if that was the exact line, but it's one of those that kept spooking around in my mind. Still unable to get it out)
"And soon everything that was once green and good in this world will be gone." Merry in TTT.
(not sure if that was the exact line, but it's one of those that kept spooking around in my mind. Still unable to get it out)
Is that another way of increasing your number of posts? TomBombadillo
I like this one, you can see it's just bubling over with irony!
I like this one, you can see it's just bubling over with irony!
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, even if Mr Murphy is out." (Mrs Murphy's law)
I'm always right, even when I'm wrong! Ross
Right now you only know two things, Jack and S**t and Jack left town! Ash from Evil Dead Three
[Edited on 24/1/2003 by Ross]
[Edited on 24/1/2003 by Ross]
Here’s one:
The more you learn, the less you know. -Sokrates
The more you learn, the less you know. -Sokrates
I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling, no! Do I know what I'm doing today, no! But I'm here and I'm gonna' give it my best shot! Hansel from Zoolander
If there's anything that this horrible tradjedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life, is a precious precious commodity. Just because we have chisseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too, can't not die in a freak gazoline fight accident! Derek Zoolander
One of my favourites is definitely next one:
"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?"
(S.T.Coleridge)
"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?"
(S.T.Coleridge)
Oh yes, Tom (or should I say fellow countrywoman? 
), I can't keep this one for me.
In fact, it's about two little poems by G. Burgess...
1. The purple cow.
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
but I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
2. Untitled, written five years later.
Oh, yes, I wrote 'the purplecow',
I'm sorry now I wrote it,
but I can tell you, anyhow,
I kill you if you quote it!
), I can't keep this one for me. In fact, it's about two little poems by G. Burgess...
1. The purple cow.
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
but I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
2. Untitled, written five years later.
Oh, yes, I wrote 'the purplecow',
I'm sorry now I wrote it,
but I can tell you, anyhow,
I kill you if you quote it!
and Those are good ones, Dernhelm!
Law on sex on TV: "There's nothing wrong with sex on TV, just as long as you haven't accidentally just left the room."
"No feeling is as bad as feeling sleepy when you're not in bed and you can't go to bed either." (Blimey I forgot who said this)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Einstein
So true!
-Einstein
So true!
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I do not like writing, but I do like having written.
Truman Capote
I do not like writing, but I do like having written.
Truman Capote
Some bring happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go. Oscar Wilde, a man of many great sayings.
Now that's funny, Per! I just though about putting another one of Wilde's great sayings up. He's one of the most quotable people I think. Anyway, here it is:
"No man should have a secret from his wife; she invariably finds out." Oscar Wilde
He's one of the most quotable people I think. Anyway, here it is:"No man should have a secret from his wife; she invariably finds out." Oscar Wilde
Just found this one, and I simply could not resist.
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." Oscar Wilde
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." Oscar Wilde
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Just let me know when the next farting contest is!!!
Saturday 14.00 GMT Just let me know when the next farting contest is!!!
Has Ringy fallen in louuuuvvvve?
Good because women in love stop telling vile jokes and I don't want that to happen.
Your one of those female mates you can have a farting contest with.
Please note rare never before seen Ross complement!
Your one of those female mates you can have a farting contest with.
Please note rare never before seen Ross complement!
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Please note rare never before seen Ross complement!
Please note rare never before seen Ross complement!
Oh really???? It is a rather Rossey thing to say!!
That's what my boss calls me! 
Rossey???
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