Knock Knock jokes are best told in one of the taverns. My signature below, isn't a joke, it is just what my charge says in the course of its occupation.
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Welcome to the forum M. Le Behemoth. Wander around and contribute what you can, where you will.
Knock Knock jokes are best told in one of the taverns. My signature below, isn't a joke, it is just what my charge says in the course of its occupation.
Knock Knock jokes are best told in one of the taverns. My signature below, isn't a joke, it is just what my charge says in the course of its occupation.
Hello and welcome M.LeBehemoth and 42 (Dougy Adams fan right?) good to have you both here.
And we need more knock knock jokes! (I'm all out of jokes and have been for ages
)
And we need more knock knock jokes! (I'm all out of jokes and have been for ages
)
Hello!!
For the meaning of existence "ye..." under return of the king seems to sum it up quite well!
For the meaning of existence "ye..." under return of the king seems to sum it up quite well!
hi M.LeBehemoth and 42...nice to meet you...
hey, we used to have a great little jokes topic, way back when...maybe we can start it up again...
I don't get it...
hey, we used to have a great little jokes topic, way back when...maybe we can start it up again...
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My signature below, isn't a joke, it is just what my charge says in the course of its occupation.
My signature below, isn't a joke, it is just what my charge says in the course of its occupation.
I don't get it...
Neither did I Chika, I just didn't want to say anything in case I looked stupid.
And the instigator of the old jokes topics hasn't been feeling as funny for a while.....
and still isn't, sorry
And the instigator of the old jokes topics hasn't been feeling as funny for a while.....
and still isn't, sorry
oh thanks Plast...didn't want to look stupid so you let me take the fall...nice... 
I started a jokes topic in the Prancing Pony (or at least I will when I get there...)
I started a jokes topic in the Prancing Pony (or at least I will when I get there...)
hi Friends - welcome along for the ride!
What did the wolf-headed battering ram say to the gates of Minas Tirith?
Ooh! Tolkien themed jokes now Grond? very nice. (I assume your sig is the answer?)
very nice. (I assume your sig is the answer?)Grond: I think it said please open or I will get a splitting headache!
Hello MrleBehemmoth
welcome
Nice to see a fellow Melbournian online. Do we know each other already?
welcome
Nice to see a fellow Melbournian online. Do we know each other already?
Boring: Welcome back again. And regardless of what it said, entry was gained just before the Rohirrim sounded their horns.
Plastic: We had been talking about knock knock jokes and Grond was the name of the battering ram, as well as Morgoth's great mace, the 'Hammer of the Underworld'. My signature has always been a joke, to me at least.
Plastic: We had been talking about knock knock jokes and Grond was the name of the battering ram, as well as Morgoth's great mace, the 'Hammer of the Underworld'. My signature has always been a joke, to me at least.
oh ok...I understand now...good joke, Grondy...
**** me! I never realised that about your sig, Grondie. I mean, you've had it for a while but I never really thought about it that way before...
And a hearty welcome to all the new members!
And a hearty welcome to all the new members!
I always thought: what kind of a sig is that??? But now I get it! It's really cool, Grond! And a nice joke as well!
Welcome ye all!
PS: I can't believe it, P is a moderator!! How did you do that, P-man?
Welcome ye all!
PS: I can't believe it, P is a moderator!! How did you do that, P-man?
Plastic Squirrel a moderator? Scary...
*Allyssa puts on best behaviour
*Allyssa puts on best behaviour
Plastic Squirrel's 'Moderator' designation is his special reward/punishment for rushing to 1000 posts. One of these days Taz will probably change it back to whatever the program would have designated, had we not decided to hoist the Skwrl on his own pitard.
but i have no powers!!!
*wonders how come he's missed a weeks worth of replies in this topic????*
*wonders how come he's missed a weeks worth of replies in this topic????*
Welcome to the forum Galith.
Newbies can ask all the questions they want and we will try to answer them; there aren't any dumb questions from newbies. We only beat up on old-timers who refuse to read the latest posts before asking dumb questions. Actually we are usually nice with only occasion jibes thrown at those who also dish them out.
Newbies can ask all the questions they want and we will try to answer them; there aren't any dumb questions from newbies. We only beat up on old-timers who refuse to read the latest posts before asking dumb questions. Actually we are usually nice with only occasion jibes thrown at those who also dish them out.
*wonders how she missed so many posts as well*
Luckily for us, P has no powers. Phiieeeuwww! Thank you! Don't give him any, Grondy, don't do that to us! Can't wait till I'm a moderator!
Luckily for us, P has no powers. Phiieeeuwww! Thank you! Don't give him any, Grondy, don't do that to us!
Can't wait till I'm a moderator! You won't be, observe my newest title (which has led to me changing my sig, among other things, ask me sometime!!) Not unless you ask Taz really nicely and promise only to use your powers for good, like Grondy did (though if memory serves correctly, Taz asked Grondy to do it)
~blinks..~ Mae govannen Mellyn...
be nice to the newbie please...i'm fragile...hehee..
be nice to the newbie please...i'm fragile...hehee..
Hello Galith. I'll be nice to you, and try not to break you too quickly
Hello Galith. Nice to meet ya!
Just curious, what's a envingwen?
Just curious, what's a envingwen?
BOO!
Hello to TheNinthNazgul, very cool name.
Good question Allyassa: what is an envingwen?
Good question Allyassa: what is an envingwen?
Agh! A Nazgul!
How you doing, welcome to our little forum TheNinthNazgul, good to have some more bad guys around
How you doing, welcome to our little forum TheNinthNazgul, good to have some more bad guys around
Hello all newbies! Hey! About time we had a nazgul!
Plastic: what about your new sig? Need some explanation, please!
The new name's ok. The idea of Plastic being a moderator... *shudder*
Plastic: what about your new sig? Need some explanation, please!
The new name's ok. The idea of Plastic being a moderator... *shudder*
Ive come for the ring
Which one, the one around my collar, or the one around my bathtub?
Welcome TheNinthNazgul
I suggest you use a mouthwash or chew some mints as we need no black breath at the moment. Still, you might be able to peddle some to Ungoliant. She might find it a refreshing aroma/flavor.
Welcome TheNinthNazgul
I suggest you use a mouthwash or chew some mints as we need no black breath at the moment. Still, you might be able to peddle some to Ungoliant. She might find it a refreshing aroma/flavor.
The Black Breath is a fabulous perfume, popular with the denizens of Mordor and practitioners of the dark arts...smells great......aaahhhhh!
Hi there, Number Nine. Tell your boss that this dainty isn't for him, so we'll keep it for the moment. How's Number One? Still recovering?
[Edited on 11/2/2002 by Ungoliant]
Hi there, Number Nine.
Tell your boss that this dainty isn't for him, so we'll keep it for the moment. How's Number One? Still recovering?[Edited on 11/2/2002 by Ungoliant]
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Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a nymber, I am a free man!!!
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a nymber, I am a free man!!!
Tommy, Council member- Jedi Council I like Mace Windu so I am he. And the other thing is that the old "Darth Squirrel (The Master) led to some confusion from someone who was reading the forum and then sent me a postBody, oh how I laughed, then Taz laughed, and I've heard nothing back from them yet.
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Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a nymber, I am a free man!!!
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a nymber, I am a free man!!!
One of your obscure references again? What is it this time?
Oooh...what did the postBody say? Tell, tell.
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One of your obscure references again? What is it this time?
Plastic Squirrel's quote is from the 1960's B/W TV series 'The Prisoner' which followed 'Secret Agent', both of which were very good and starred that guy who's face I can see and whose voice I can hear, but whose name escapes me--excuse me while I go look up the name--Patrick McGoohan Quote:
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a number, I am a free man!!!
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a number, I am a free man!!!
One of your obscure references again? What is it this time?
People here are able to surprise me at any time.
Plastic, tell us about that postBody, be a good lad... You got me darn curious now...
I presume you suppose one of us has the Ring then, number nine? Go and look for Sauron, he'll tell ya.
Plastic, tell us about that postBody, be a good lad...
You got me darn curious now... I presume you suppose one of us has the Ring then, number nine? Go and look for Sauron, he'll tell ya.
Okay, but I'm not using any names. The postBody was congratulating me on making such a great site! Unfortunately the person in question was not talking about Squirrelworld, but I suspect had misinterpreted my Master of the Sith persona as being a webmaster around here! Like I could be bothered to put in the time and energy it takes to make a great site like PT I replied and put said person straight, as nicely as I could, but have had no word back as yet.
Unfortunately the person in question was not talking about Squirrelworld, but I suspect had misinterpreted my Master of the Sith persona as being a webmaster around here! Like I could be bothered to put in the time and energy it takes to make a great site like PT I replied and put said person straight, as nicely as I could, but have had no word back as yet.Uhm..oops. That may be my fault actually. I got a similar postBody a while back congratulating me - so I wrote back & said I had nothing to do with it, but said that Taz was responsible for the great site, but with help & support from you, Grondy, etc. Did I do the wrong thing?
Besides, the temporary 'moderator' title may have confused people.
Besides, the temporary 'moderator' title may have confused people.
I dunno, but I laughed so hard I nearly cried!
Sauron lost his ring again, always sending me to find it, dark lords these days, they can never keep a hold of their possesions!
Tell me about it, Vader lost his kid, then his hand, then his life! Daft git
Thanks Plastic - ah yes "The Prisoner" - Patrick McGoohan fantastic actor. This series changed TV history. Grondy FYI "Secret agent" was B/W, Prisoner was color. set in that Woderful Welsh village.... Golden age of brit TV followed closely by Mr Steed and Co with The Avengers.....de na na. DenaNA! sing it with me......de na na....!
I didn't know any better, because I had to watch the 'Prisoner' in B/W, it wasn't until later that I bought my first color TV.
ooh...check it out...a reference to obscure stuff that I know about...
hi to newbies Galith and NinthNazgul...
Plastic, could you possibly please explain your sig? I don't get it...(but what else is new...)
hi to newbies Galith and NinthNazgul...
Plastic, could you possibly please explain your sig? I don't get it...(but what else is new...
)Okay, seeing as I'm now a coucil member, I thought I'd pick my favourite member of the Jedi Council, Mace Windu (played by the one and only Samuel L. Jackson in TPM) who interestingly enough was one of the titles considered for the first SW movie A New Hope (originally titled the legend of Mace Windu) Does that help Chika?
I get it now...thanks...
It doesn't help me out... Sigh... Nothing's changed...
Sigh... Nothing's changed... The problem with reading old posts explaining signatures is when you change your signature, it changes everyplace throughout the forum, old and current, just like your rank and number of gold stars do. Therefore the explanation no longer applies to the newer signature that is now showing.
That's a much better explanation...
I was wondering what was wrong with me... :P
Your new sig is to frighten off the newbies, Plastic? I somehow immediately knew it was yours, although your name wasn't readable for the well-known reason.
I was wondering what was wrong with me... :P
Your new sig is to frighten off the newbies, Plastic? I somehow immediately knew it was yours, although your name wasn't readable for the well-known reason.
Well who else has been around here that long? Apart from Boring, Rincewind, Taz and me, and where have Boring and Rincewind got to anyway?
And it's not to frighten off Newbies, it's to explain to them why I'm so damn rude to people that according to my numbers I should hardly know.
And it's not to frighten off Newbies, it's to explain to them why I'm so damn rude to people that according to my numbers I should hardly know.
rofl
Where has got Boring to, good question. Send him a postBody, and you'll find out I guess. Maybe he can help me with my essay too. Has Rincy been around as long as you have, Plastic? Surprise me! I don't see him around that often...
Where has got Boring to, good question. Send him a postBody, and you'll find out I guess. Maybe he can help me with my essay too. Has Rincy been around as long as you have, Plastic? Surprise me! I don't see him around that often...
