Wow...really? (It seems as if you DO know everything, Virumor)

But I was still right, and AIDs was all part of their complex scheme. Why do you think gas prices keep going up? It's because the monkeys are using it as funding so they can arm their soliders. They even had Osama working for them. Of course, that was a diversion, to lull us into a false sense of security. And the earthquake over in Indonesia? That earthquake originated from their weapons testing and development facilities. They're working on an even BIGGER atomic bomb, maybe even working on MAD, the perfect acronym. That's from the movie "The Core". Basically it's a high powered thing-a-ma-bob that can send concentrated earthquakes anywhere upon the earth. And as soon as the monkeys get to their safe houses in Australia, they will attack.

In The Core, they test the earthquake generator and it ... oh wait, that'd be giving the movie away. Well, basically, the monkeys will develope a flawless one, and will be ready for world domination. They're in league with the cockroaches, and their next move will be to force a citizen of Australia to teach them how to use a gun, and take over Australia. Thus their world conquest will be put into motion, while they have the evil Dutch leprechauns (No offense to the Dutch) run people over and stuff. Did you know 50% of car accidents are caused by Dutch leprechauns?

And then the UMOTE will rule the world and put PEOPLE in zoos.

Yes I have put a lot of thought into this.

I will be adding to this theory later on.

I'm sorry guys, but I've just talked to the leader of UMOTE and he is shocked about your theories. He whispered to me that the real villains are the members of the PU (Porcupine Union) - he's been watching them for months now. Watch out, they're among us... maybe your neighbour is one of them... or your evil little brother...

*runs*

something terrible must have taken hold of me... I'm singing most awful tv-spot-melodies out aloud. Get into your dugouts and prepare for the worst... though I don't quite know what that might be... maybe hearing me singing on the radio?

*Shakes Head*


This is pure maddness

BANG

*arghhh*

and I wanted to prevent this...

I failed *crysis*

that's definitely too much for my poor old little brain...



but just try it, good luck!!

And there goes another

I guess that's the reason why my imagination boggles.

and a head goes flying strait at ithil to knock her out.
( i am correct you are a her right?) HEHEHEHEHE that was fun now whos next.

*wakes up again*

hm, sorry, I don't know the Baron von M’nchhausen movie, but I always thought that he had to be my lost brother...

unfaaaaaaairrrrrrrr! why can't I be an alien too??? why do the cool things always happen to the other freaks? I never have any luck... *cries bitterly with five eyes*

Yes. You see the world is so small that all (read most) of us can be identified in the category of one or the other of the animal and plant species as has been categorised over the years by the biologists . Now those multi-eyed, tentacled creatures that we can't identify as to be of any particular race or species have been termed collectively as aliens. Its just like any object p in the sky that yo cannot identify is called an U.F.O. Its the same reasoning really. So did my answer help you or did it confuse you more. (I really hope its the latter!)

OK what about sister - we are about

Also, I would like to wish everyone a Happy Christmas, it's not long to go we're almost half way there

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BANG! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BANG!

yeah, merry easter... and happy thanksgiving and the best wishes for your birthday... by the way, has someone seen the easter turtle lately? I started worrying about it, for someone tried to tell me it doesn't really exist!!! I'm afraid santa's christmas mafia might have kidnapped the poor thing...

Bill Nye the Science Guy!!! And in reply to this I think the best thing to say is....
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"- by Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain


Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

-and that my friends, is why nowadays people say that Santa doesn't exist.

yey, immortal, wise, noble, fair... and that's how they end: working in a sweatshop for crazy santa.

hushing up the whole affair, nobody has ever heard of that, that santa guy doesn't exist... but pt members know the truth.

I just tried and tried to reply in this thread and just couldn't find that stupid reply button. I was starting to wonder whether it might have been locked or something like that when I noticed that I'd somehow logged out without noticing... yeah, that's a thread for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oops sorry i'll change that now...

ok i have many things i could put in this thread...where to begin...ok last night i had a dream that i was with bill gates and he decided to blow the whole world up and kill everyone . and i said to him "bill why do you want to blow the world up?" he said, "cuz everybody knows my name and wants my money." then i said, " is that a bad thing that you will be remembered?" he said, "no i just have so much money that i have nothing better to do than blow the world up." and i said "ok...."

Then i woke up and the world was still there!

"And then their entire population was wiped out due to a deadedly disease spread through a telephone." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...ah...how magical..

I had another really weird dream last night, the gist of it was:

I was going down the river near our house (as I often do) with my dad and sisters, however, I went down the right fork and they the left. As soon as I realized this, I got out of the water. My mom was there, so we chatted for a bit, before I got back in. But as soon as I had gotten into the water, there was a huge grizzly behind me, so I paddled far and fast away, and down a bend, before I was safe.

But then, just ahead, loomed a huge drop off into a lake! "Naturally" I stopped, because I only had a paddle and a pillow. Suddenly, the dream changes, and the water I'm in is deep as well, a pool, like at sea world. And outwards, is what I assume to be a bay in the Pacific Ocean. I sea seals and fish, and my dad and sisters invite me into the deeper water. I decline, explaining my predicament. Before I know it, I'm surrounded by "class mates"(I can only assume that's what they are due to later events) and this humpback whale swims up, and starts talking to me. I , being me, swim back rapidly to the edge of the pool, only to have another whale come up and say to me, "Oh joy! Dinner and a show!"

But this isn't the half of it! I swim over to where my dad and sisters are, and they have a dolphin. So we talk a little while, I swim around with a sting ray, it's all cool. But before long, I fear something bad will happen, so I scramble from the water, and stand between the forest and the pool. The dream changes slightly, so that now there are toys in the water, and I try to find my water things, but can't. We are paired up into groups for school, and we are assigned a reading list: The Lords of the Rings Trilogy, The Silmarillion, The History of Middle Earth, and The Hobbit.

That's not all! The dream changes once more, so that now, I and two boys and a girl, are being led down a hallway by a man. He's showing us different classrooms, and drops us off in the "Luthranism" classroom. Only then do I remember I have to get my stuff, so I set off to the left down the hall, and stop at the math classroom. Inside, teaching, is Alan Rickman as Snape! Not Snape. Not Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman dressed up, believing that he is Snape, and acting like it too! Then, I remember that my supplies are down the other way, and I go to get them.

Some parts of my dream have been omitted because they contained either a)not enoug information to be incorporated, or b)no signifigance except vague feelings and images.

I don't know why, but I just love telling people about some of the dreams I have! ^_^ Maybe it's the thrill of being able to confuse someone so profoundly with very little effort.

Last night my dream went like this (and this is the short version)

The king of Egypt wanted to use my blood to keep his people going (they were all zombies), he kept me in a state of near death for 2 days. Then some of his helpers decided to help me escape. Unfortunatly the king's concubine decided to bite me coz she was hungry (she was in rat form at the time). I stamped on her and killed her and after a bit of ducking and diving - escaped.

A few hundred years later I was still alive and living far away and the king found out and coz he was upset at the death of his concubine, he did everyone he could to find me, he did and I knew he did. The last thing I remember before waking up was looking through a window coz I knew the king was outside.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD......

Now what did I eat before I went to bed hmmmm

I just recently had a really freaky dream about how a girl I know turned this block of flats above our school into a WIND TEMPLE (dont ask me!) and then I had to live there and sleep in my computer despite the evil atmosphere of the place!! Freaky (shivers go up and down spine)

Everyone dreams every time one sleeps. People only don't remember their dreams if they don't wake up whilst dreaming.

And some ppl who dream never wake up, as they're visited by Mr Krueger.