Thread: The Guild of Madness
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isnt Mr. K from some random Christmas movie?
No, if memory serves Freddy Kreugar is the inhabitant of some nightmares that took place on Elm Street, unless I have confused him with hockey playing Jason, of the multiple Halloween movies; all of which I have endeavoured successfully to give a pass. There is enough violence in the world without paying money to watch it IMHO.
is that from uhh...Twighlight zone? that shows cool...
Ok, Ok I admit I'm going mad right now. I don't know what made me do it but I actually ate two Woody Nightshade (solanum dulcamara) berries! They were green ones, which are poisonous. I did it secretly of course, but what in the world made me do it?? Was it to prove something to myself? I don't think so. Was it to get attention? No. Thank goodness I don't feel pain or anything, or I might really be mad...
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Thank goodness I don't feel pain or anything, or I might really be mad...
Thank goodness I don't feel pain or anything, or I might really be mad...
Don't worry about that, it'll come. It is an extremely slow working poison.
you're not exactly the reassuring type of guardian, are you?
You should feel assured, now you know the truth. I merely saved you from lingering in uncertainty and chasing ghosts.
Be sure to keep the number of your local hospital by hand, though.
Be sure to keep the number of your local hospital by hand, though.
I scoff at that suggestion because I feel it my duty as a youngster to scoff at the endless "be careful, you're too young to understand"s of an elder.
A hospital for two green dulcamara berries? The fatal dose is 200, y'know, that's nothing compared to hairy nightshade or poison hemlock!
(You should know I see you in my mind's eye as someone like the venerable Father Abbots of Redwall Abbey)
A hospital for two green dulcamara berries? The fatal dose is 200, y'know, that's nothing compared to hairy nightshade or poison hemlock!
(You should know I see you in my mind's eye as someone like the venerable Father Abbots of Redwall Abbey)
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A hospital for two green dulcamara berries? The fatal dose is 200, y'know, that's nothing compared to hairy nightshade or poison hemlock!
A hospital for two green dulcamara berries? The fatal dose is 200, y'know, that's nothing compared to hairy nightshade or poison hemlock!
Are you a descendant of Lucrezia Borgia?
who's Lucrezia Borwhatever?
And if she's a poisoner, I'm not. Is she's some legendary healer, I'm not either (if was either of those things I wouldn't be calling myself mad to ingest two poisonous berries)
And if she's a poisoner, I'm not. Is she's some legendary healer, I'm not either (if was either of those things I wouldn't be calling myself mad to ingest two poisonous berries)
I get it. You just overreacted and made a mountain out of a molehill.
Gals will be gals.
Gals will be gals.
oh, i get it, old Mir just wants me to slip him a few nightshade berries... to prove that the guys have more resistance power to poison... watch out, Mir! You might just find a box of minute cherry tomatoes outside your doorstep tomorrow... 
wot the...im jus tryin out dat spellcheeker. hmmm its not vorkin'
Happy new year, fellow nutcases.
May the price of prozac and methanine drop this year, i say!
May the price of prozac and methanine drop this year, i say!
may it go up! i have stock in it!! :elfgrin: whererd my smiles goooo 
I am going to learn to type with my toes, for one day I might not have my fingers.
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*yawns softly*
